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- Middle Hell.
- My cats have really gotten used to me being home all the tim
- My cats have really gotten used to me being home all the tim
- It's so easy!
- It's so easy! II
- Nobody else does that?
- A close call.
- Way to be zero help, drunk boyfriend!
- A day in the life.
- What's with these cats!?
- Worst apocalypse ever!
- How's a person supposed to pass the time!?
- '60s television is my escape.
- You ever have a day that feels completely un-noteworthy?
- When you get called on in a work meeting...
- Great, just what I needed... more waking hours to fill.
- Wanted: more menial tasks to pass the time.
- I need a shock collar for everytime I buy something
- Anticlimactic.
- "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself!"
- I should probably just drink coffee constantly.
- I'm much too stubborn to admit that Capitalism might actuall
- A year in, some things change, some things stay the same.
- "Computer!" Pt.5
- Too Cute/Too Drunk.
- "Computer!" Pt.6
- When you do enough comics, people tell you when something wi
- ...we wear green?
- Leprechaun you dig it?
- Don't mess with the coffee!
- I don't go anywhere, how can I keep losing things!?
- Help, I sound like a Capitalist. Someone put me out of my mi
- It's important that your days have some form of structure.
- Too cute. Pt.24
- A conversation I have with myself pretty much daily.
- Do you guys have chores you hate? Folding laundry is mine.
- Movie Time.
- "Facon."
- Capitalism is a bummer.
- The news is a bummer.
- Movies are my bummer relief. (What's yours?)
- On the other hand, practice makes perfect!
- Random selection 05.
- The only running you'll ever see in "Running Joke Life."
- Coffee maker? I barely know her!
- When you watch as much zombie related media as we do, it's b
- Just remember: if you're having a hard time with quarantine,
- "Computer!" Pt.7
- Whoda thunk?
- "Computer!" Pt.8
- Mixed emotions.
- "Stomach" is a weird word.
- Career goals.
- Anyone else do this? 😅
- I knew one day I'd be captain of something.
- Nice weather we're having, eh?
- Before you get upset, know this comic is partially fictional
- Quarantine's getting weird!
- Sorry but, It's been 406 days since I've seen a movie in the
- "Sorry my response to your email is so late, my cat fell asl
- TV, the ultimate time waster.
- How sad must your life be if "chore day" is the most excitin
- I don't know about you, but I live in a densely populated ci
- It's all part of the process!
- 30 seconds to Mars.
- First Major Life Event of 2021.
- Maybe because I'm so corny?
- Cinco de Mai Tai!
- What!?
- How do I be an extrovert again?
- My gf is incredible.
- Don't blame me, blame Capitalism.
- So much for that!
- Why does she put up with me?
- Thank you to Quarantine for teaching me the simple pleasures
- Just off screen of my work video calls...
- Overpackers Anonymous.
- Normcore Revival.
- Every time I try to go to sleep early...
- That workaholic life.
- Stay thirsty, my friends. (For knowledge!)
- "One roundtrip ticket, please. And how much extra does the p
- "Of course!"
- Vacation is a Lifestyle.
- I've had at least one of each of these lately.
- That's weird, the only thing in my inbox is a reality check.
- Such a dreadful thought!
- Do you take notes after hanging out with people?
- Big bird.
- One delay and suddenly everyone becomes Tom Hanks in that on
- It's important to be with someone who understands you.
- What are they going to do when I go back to the office?
- Girlfriend/Head Writer.
- The Conjunering Pt.1
- The Conjunering Pt.2
- Be sure to bookmark this one. 😉
- Summer Bummer.
- This is the most "me" story.
- Been a while since I had a taste of molten lava!
- ...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.1
- ...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.2
- ...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.3
- Cats are so weird.
- Why are all of these just food things? 🤔
- Some of us wake up to a trashed apartment and think nothing
- Pets do not approve of the return to normalcy.
- This has been going on for months!
- Random Quarantine Purchases Pt.1
- Laying flat is somehow a sign that you're ready to give cats
- Even a Friday can wear you down.
- Where do you buy your patriotism?
- Don't get let those days off get to your head!
- Did I post a comic today?
- Whyyyy?
- Cinema Paradiso.
- I didn't say I loved the game.
- Life Update: I'm a Hutt now.
- Well that was fun.
- Apologies to any readers that are lepers.
- We are very much a nation of alcoholics.
- Barber? I hardly know her!
- "Try this one simple trick to find out if the guy you're dat
- Asking for a friend.
- Groundhog day.
- Whoops!
- I get a *little* repetitive when I'm drinking.
- Movin' Pt.1
- Movin' Pt.2
- Movin' Pt.3
- Movin' Pt.4
- Movin' Pt.5
- Movin' Pt.6
- Movin' Pt.7
- Can't a guy get a day off!
- Tiki Oh! Pt.1
- Tiki Oh! Pt.2
- Tiki Oh! Pt.3 (Variations on a Theme.)
- Tiki Oh! Pt.4
- Tiki Oh! Pt.5
- Movin' Pt.8
- Movin' Pt.9
- Movin' Pt.10
- Movin' Pt.11
- Movin' Pt.12
- See what she has to put up with?
- Movin' Pt.13
- Movin' Pt.14
- Hearing voices.
- I want my money back!
- Movin' Pt.15
- More than a little sick of virtual meetings.
- TBH sitting on my comic is a great way to get my attention t
- Movin' Pt.16
- Stranded in a flood of distractions.
- Honestly, I have no idea where I'd put the second yoga mat i
- The day off conundrum.
- I tried to raise him right! 😭
- Y'know, like in The Godfather!
- You, Me, and The Devil make Three.
- TGIF habits.
- Fun Fact: The Man With No Name was born in a Town With No Na
- Awkward conversations with drunk people at 11 a.m.
- Can't win.
- They're just getting ready for Halloween!!!
- Who have I become!?
- Believe it or not "being out of ideas" is part of the proces
- Also I just realized I do this to my cats too. 😂
- CAUTION: Legs may not work until first cup of coffee.
- Different apocalypse, still a zombie.
- Friday Dan approves of this comic.
- My priorities are in the correct order.
- Comics like this make me glad my bosses don't follow my comi
- You'd think I'd be used to this by now.
- Comics like this make me glad my bosses don't follow my comi
- Hell.
- Welp, nice knowin' ya!
- Had this unexpected existential crisis Monday, NBD!
- Live Piggies, Live?
- Now if I was working on a show about exorcisms, it'd be much
- Will I keep coming up with new ways to complain about work?
- Always stop to appreciate the Halloween decorations.
- Never saw those as an option at career day.
- Love a woman who can riff!
- Will Work For Spooky Fun.
- Depending on how demented you are this is either a sad comic
- Why is it always a surprise?
- Favorite coworker.
- Forgot the "easy" part!
- Should have got dogs!
- What a time to be obsessed with death!
- We are nothing without the power of the Dark Lord.
- I don't know about y'all, but I keep finding post-apocalypti
- Kitty want some Skittles?
- Haunted Hotel Pt.1
- What gets you up in the morning?
- Haunted Hotel Pt.2
- Just a couple of cute liberals over here.
- Haunted Hotel Pt.3
- I do not understand.
- Haunted Hotel Pt.4
- Never underestimate how hard I can movie.
- Haunted Hotel Pt.5
- Compromise is key.
- Trying to look on the bright side of things.
- You had to be there.
- Quarantine has really changed my opinion on pants.
- Dang, what's with all these positive comics lately?
- Working on the couch.
- Also film noir movies just tend to have similar posters.
- En Fuego.
- Honestly, it coming in re-usable tupperware should have been
- Ohhhhhh, now I get it.
- Can I get a job where every week is 40 hours of PTO?
- This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
- Friendly reminder that anti-maskers are basically terrorists
- Art imitates life, which imitates art.
- Coffee can only do so much.
- Those were the days, you whippersnapper!
- Welp.
- It was a nice thought.
- "I feel the conflict within you."
- Just... uh... practicing.
- I think this is one of those introvert/extrovert things?
- Honestly this is a pretty typical convo when your gf is a tr
- Little bastards.
- The ✨FUTURE✨
- A little "how the (vegan) sausage is made" for ya.
- In this house we believe in Socialism. 🚩✊
- A Merry True Crime Christmas to You and Yours.
- You listen to the same songs enough you're bound to pick
- Back in the... wait, where's my saddle!?
- Welcome to my TedTalk.
- The Young and the Vest-less.
- Jinx².
- My brain is a compost heap.
- Cut it with the attitude, young man.
- Must be something in the stars.
- Always looking on the bright side.
- 2022 is going swell.
- Happy 💤!
- Happy Lift-off!
- Happy Endtimes!
- New year, same old me.
- "Hey Google, how do I get out of bed in the morning?"
- "Hey Google, play Bo Burnham's 'Inside.' "
- J.K!
- Spoilers for my future.
- Pop the champagne!
- ✨☕✨
- Blah Blah Blah Blah.
- That was fast!
- Scanning V.1
- Scanning V.2
- Scanning V.3
- So why the heck am I complaining all the time!?
- It's good to have your existential breakdowns earlier in the
- How do the Italians do it?
- I think I'm officially losing it.
- So... bad?
- This'll make the offers start flying in!
- Please don't tell me any of you do this.
- I thought this job was supposed to be getting easier, not ha
- Space stationary.
- Overtimed out.
- I think I've found the key to happiness!
- No idea why they call it "Hotlanta."
- It's a whole process.
- it's a wonder I get any sleep.
- The Walking Dan.
- No, you're perfect.
- I'm weather ignorant.
- Everyday is Halloween (Underwear.)
- Vegan vs. Predator.
- If you've ever wondered what it's like to date a film nerd w
- Friyays through the ages.
- When in Rome, GA?
- Now leave me alone so I can watch Free Guy in peace.
- Is that three types of citrus in your pocket or are you just
- Is this how the mid-life crisis begins?
- One easy way to make everyone on your calls who is not in L.
- Who keeps renewing this crap?!
- Happy Holidays to you and yours, no matter what you celebrat
- This is why people don't make resolutions.
- And yes, I did just call my big butt a "threat."
- Somehow they just know.
- You ever just want to do nothing in your free time?
- This is life. (With much respect to KC Green!)
- "I'm sorry, can you repeat that note? I was miles away."
- Quarantine, or as I call it... the "Neo-Vctorian era."
- Check out my new WFH trick, I call it "slow brunch."
- Mic drop.
- TBH I'm okay with cannibalism, just not animal cruelty.
- Balcony "Living."
- Strawberry feels forever.
- Random selection 06.
- "Now listen here, sonny boy!"
- Grass is Greener/Rain is Wetter/Sun is Hotter.
- (Sub)urban Farming.
- "Face it tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"
- Update: The End.
Creator
Thank you to Quarantine for teaching me the simple pleasures of a night in (and for seriously upping my bartending skills!)
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