"Not tonight, bear." - 140 | Mathilda: The Forces of Evil vs. The 3rd Grade

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"Lets begin..."
"What life is like in Hell Pt 1."
"What life is like in Hell Pt2"
"Wake up, sleepy head."
"Over my marrow-less, dead bones, bear."
"Its Show and Tell today!"
"Another day at the school bus stop."
"That child has no aura."
"Excuse me, I'm looking for a vampire."
"Another day, another math quiz."
"Someone needs a timeout."
"I was told to shut my mouth."
"What Is a Vorlock?"
"Shut up, Baker."
"Come out and play, Mathilda."
"So, we're just going to let that go?"
"Jeffrey is given a quest."
"Mathilda meets OReily."
"Introducing Bela the Undeaddy Bear."
"Easy there, bear...thing."
"Get Out. The sandbox. Now."
"Ok, we walked into that one."
"Youve just opened a can of whip ass."
"OReily Meets His Vampire."
"OReily REALLY Hates Vampires."
"Guns on the Playground??"
"Mathilda Ends the Fight."
"Enter Astoroth!"
"There ain't no one like me."
"Don't be afraid."
"F*k you, and F*k that."
"Bring her to me!"
"Bad bear, no donut."
"O'Reily gets his groove on."
"...and just like that."
"Hey. Over here."
"Not surprising."
"Why in the f*K am I even here?"
"I mean, funnier, yes."
"I have had enough"
"Come and get some" Pt 1
"Come and get some" Pt 2
"There's plenty of time for all of you to die" Pt 1
"There's plenty of time for all of you to die" Pt 2
"Brother, we need to talk."
"Occupied!"
"I said Occupied!!"
"Don't you dare throw up on my playground!"
"Fantastic."
"Superior forces meet superior firepower!"
"Stay right there."
"Down the hatch."
"You've got to keep 'em ventilated."
"A long day for everyone!"
"...Hold On a minute."
"That felt good."/ and End of Book 1
Book 2/Chp 2 Cover
Book 2 Chapter 1: The Playground Rules
"Back in my day..."
"I save your asses? I get sent to the principal's office."
"You have some explaining to do."
"I can explain, again, but you'll forget. Again."
"Handled with the usual charm and diplomacy."
"What's more annoying?"
"You're such a screw up, Parker!"
"That wasn't really a bear, was it?"
"What else do you remember?"
"They're demons, Jeffery."
"Why would I call you a liar?"
"Have a good trip this fall!"
"Shut up, creepy girl!
"So...that was new."
"Because, because, because!"
"This...was like looking in a mirror."
"Not because."
"Maybe you need to be taught a lesson instead?"
"Time to come to Jesus."
"This is what it feels like."
"You broke my nose!"
"Excuse me, Mr. Marsh?"
"You will have to hit harder than that."
"I'm right in the middle of something."
"This is bad."
"Keep running, Jeffery!"
"From bad to really bad."
"Jeffery? Run." End of Chapter 1.
Chapter 2: The 6th Commandment
"Hurry up, goldenrod!"
"My big lightning bolt moment."
"Keep running!"
"Jeffery? Shut it."
"He was certainly taller than you."
"Bring her to me...in pain!"
"No one's going to believe you."
"Demons, not zombies."
"Never met the guy."
"Who's leading the sled team?"
"A little talk with Mr Smith & Mr Wesson."
"Can I help you?"
"Time for Plan A."
"Relax. It was bound to happen."
"Time for Plan B."
"Fan. Tastic."
"Hang on a second, Jeffery."
"But can he take a punch?"
"OK. Let's do this."
"A two hit fight."
"Go ahead. Shoot."
"Jeffery? Buddy?"
"Fool me once..."
"How many do I fave to fight?"
"All Of Them, I Think."
"Fool me twice..."
Chapter 3: A Game of Hide & Go Fuck Yourself
"Wait For It..."
"What a revolting development."
"Every time I turned around..."
"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!"
"You've GOT to be kidding me!"
"Unhand me, you cretins!"
"Angry at myself."
"Where's the tech support?"
"Leave no ground to go to."
"Time for Plan C."
"What an incredible smell you've discovered."
"So what's it going to be, then?"
"You're welcome!"
"Baker...was right."
"More than father's pawn."
"Time to turn the tables."
"Legion. Hell's pin worm."
"Dude. Bad plan."
"You're laughably predictable."
"I hate you so much, Mathilda!"
"You're not scary, you nimrod."
"So go and shit yourself."
"We'll call it a draw, then."
"Hey! Nice house!"
"Surprise attack!"
"Not tonight, bear."
Epilogue/End of Book 2
FCBD Cover/ "Know your role, Asmodeus"
"The bestest disguises."
"That fucking bear."
"Not now, Baker."
"That's it. Go to sleep."
"Look into our Jeebus books."
"I can see you hiding behind the hedge, asshole."
"Oh my god, this fucking bear!"/End of Book 0

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