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- Two Pounds
- Myth and Mass
- Sweet Dreams
- No Regrets
- Climb Every Mountain
- 58 is my idea
- Cost of Self-Awareness
- Big Heart but a Brain the Size of a Walnut
- Space is Vast
- Cold-blooded
- Heathen Reason
- Nietzsche Peachy
- Light Eating
- Geometry is a Gateway Drug
- The Spore the Merrier
- 65 Million Years and it's still feels fresh
- There's a reason the unicorn is named "Beans."
- Kung-fusion
- Sticking to Self Care
- Heartaches and Coffee Breaks
- The Eternal String of Happiness
- Robot Theology
- Road to Happiness
- Regime of Regrets
- One Tolkien Over the Line
- Bargain Hunting with Beans
- Chat Theory
- Eyewitness to History
- Spilling the Beans
- You Get What You Vote For
- Zeno's Mail Tale
- Between Copacetic and Pathetic
- The Big Potato of Happiness
- Earnest Optimism
- The Snowman Cometh
- When the hole story is the whole story
- Sometimes the dinosaur gets dinosore
- Advanced Physics for Dinosaurs
- Reasons and Raisins
- Random Character Friday: Wall Street Bear
- Another Day, Another Diet
- Never share your PIN with a unicorn either
- Critical Thinking vs Critical Stinking
- The Great Evolution Debate Continues
- A Real Cocktail Peanut
- Dreaming of a Better World
- Reasons vs Reasoning
- Apathetic About Being Listless
- Discussing the Great Mysteries of Life
- Random Character Friday: Ali the Bernedoodle
- Feeling the Monday after a time change
- Learning to Let Things Go
- Top of the Morning to You
- Still Better than Winter
- National Poultry Day
- Revolutionary Thinking
- Another Hot Philosophical Debate
- A Lesson in Friendship
- There's Always an Exception
- And Never the Twain Shall Meet
- How to do Mondays
- It's Okay to Love your Cellphone
- Homecookin'
- The Meaning of Life
- Keeping it in the family
- Ay, there's the rub.
- Something is in the air
- Wednesdays are Universal
- Robot Problems
- Random Character Friday with a Hairy Wizard
- Picking Your Moment
- The Mysteries Never End
- Timing is Everything
- Unicorn Dreams
- The Sacred Word of Power
- Make Sure to Get What You Want
- Taboos of the Fae
- Dentist are Unsung Heroes
- What Grandpa Used to Say
- When the Congregation is an Actual Flock
- The Whiff of Recognition
- It Will Keep You Up at Night
- Pinocchio's Origin Story
- More than you want to know about Pinocchio
- Another Random Character Friday
- Living the Dream
- But Someone Is Going to Win
- Hey, You, get off of my cloud
- The Difference between Theory and Practice
- The Spore the Merrier
- Your Friends Will Tell You What Your Mother Won't
- Good Thing Pomo's isn't a Sports Bar
- Ode to Breakfast
- Ask Not for Whom the Scale Rolls
- One Does Not Simply Walk into Pomo's
- Another Monday at the P &G
- What's In Your Fridge?
- The Real "Circle of Life"
- Corn
- Aristotle makes his Random Character Day appearance
- It's in the Manual
- Always Do What You're Told
- Shouldn't Peanut Brittle be more brittle than our teeth?
- Some things even science can't explain
- Faeries, come take me out of this dull world (WB Yeats)
- Time to start Picnic Season
- As if DC needs more dummies
- It Could Happen (at least to Petro)
- How to Name an Asteroid
- Being Clear about Obscuration
- History: The Clean Version
- Jury Duty
- Time to get a grip and handle some weight gain
- The Regrettable Fashion Choices of our Youth
- Stock Market 101
- Keeping It Local
- Petro Hits the Juice Box Hard
- The Trick is Expecting their Angles
- Roombas are Nihilists.
- There's nothing magical about smugness
- The Caffeine Routine
- Facing Your Fears
- A Conversation in Inches
- Random Character Friday with Amelia Earhart
- Some folks have a banjo in their life's soundtrack
- Greetings from Pomo's Bar & Grill
- Let's Remember that Everybody Struggles
- When Your Friends are Your Rock
- Happy Fourth of July
- The Holiday Isn't Over til We Clean Out the Fridge
- Defective Perspective
- Back when nobody thought anything
- Doggone it
- Work that would make you down in the mouth.
- Not just lazy, but unicorn indolent
- Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
- Just another Wednesday at Pomo's Bar & Grill
- Between hearsay and heresy
- Pony up to the bar
- If the shoe fits, wear it.
- Sooty Duty
- Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Batman!
- Salutations
- Special Collaboration with Passion Works Studios
- All Grandmas have pearls of wisdom
- Zeno plays his favorite game: "Dupe the Dolt"
- A hard rain is gonna fall
- A Foolproof Plan
- A Visitor from Point Pleasant
- You'll be completely hypnotized by the time I count to three
- A Remote Possibility
- Antisocial Media
- Batter Up!
- Psittacine Theology
- Narwhal Week: Episode 1
- Episode 2 of Narwhal Week 2021
- Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 3
- Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 4
- Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 5
- A Prandial Refrain for a Prosaic Repast
- Col. Mustard in the kitchen with a gun
- Synergy
- Artificial Pontification
- Lucre Logic
- The Dickens you say?
- A good reason to keep your cool
- The Acting Bug
- A Gift from the Hearth
- A penny for your thoughts
- Willpower Vs Wontpower
- Domo arigato Mr. Zeno.
- Mnemonics
- Up a Creek . . .
- Mr. Ed returns
- Scuttlebutt
- The Ups and Downs of Steady Employment
- Breaking News
- Regret
- The Game is Afoot.
- Well, that takes the cake.
- That'll Cost You Extra
- Universal Taboo
- Family Circuits
- Another Groovy Random Character Day
- What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
- It's nice to have a cool friend
- Grandpa's maize days
- Wingnuts at the Wingding
- Beans and The Queen
- Double Trouble: Part One
- Double Trouble: Part Two
- Double Trouble: Part Three
- Double Trouble: Part Four
- Double Trouble: Part Five
- Childhood Disappointment
- Hola Granola
- Vocabulary Adversary
- Nod to October
- Can-do attitude
- Episode 200!
- Every Morning
- Food for Thought
- Plumb Crazy
- You Are What You Eat
- Getting Paid Makes You a Professional
- Designed for Short Passages
- A Waist is a terrible thing to mind
- That's the way the willpower crumbles
- Mothman Returns
- Aoogah Matata
- Don't look back in anger, look forward to it.
- Chewing over your last words . . .
- A little real alliteration
- Happy Halloweenie
- Today's Dribble
- Between Fonts and Fondness
- Puns Ahoy!
- A little bit bitter about the bitter bit
- The real Ted Lasso
- Robots Get Arithmetickled.
- Karma and Ketchup
- Never Stop Learning
- Shampoo Snafu
- Too Soon
- Professing Procrastination
- Test of the Accurate Response System
- It's All About Name Recognition
- Contemplation Designation
- Line Dancing on the head of a pin
- A Burning Desire
- Connecting the Dots
- Hashing Out the Holidays
- More Food for Thought
- Elementary
- Airtight and Secure
- Cornu Copiae
- The DL on the RQ
- Spreading it thick
- You're going to have to repeat that
- Crumbs
- The Finality of Banality
- A Grumpy Breed
- Looking for the Warm and Fuzzy
- Santa just wants people to chill out.
- Dinosaur Zen
- Condiment Conundrum
- Epicurean Erudition
- S.C.U.
- Aye, there's the rub
- Episode #250. Yay!
- Unicorn Philosophy
- Regarding the Ontology of Pimentos
- Terminals
- Hark
- The Pointed Truth
- Choral Corral
- Dino Low Blow
- Stream of Consciousness
- A Crappy Prognosis
- If the true fits, wear it.
- It started out as a nail-biter, but then it just kept going.
- We called him "Poppy Jalopy"
- Poppy Jalopy: Part 2
- Winnie the who?
- The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 1)
- The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 2)
- The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 3)
- The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 4)
- The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 5)
- Machine Morality
- What it takes to preen and sheen
- The Downside of the Update
- And it smells like time itself
- Stuck in the Mitch Ditch
- A Koan
- Petro's paleo
- Humor: Theory vs Practice
- Alphasaurus, maybe?
- Jinn Fizz
- Sometimes there's a lot to process
- When the Cold Gets Old
- Groundhog Day - Pt1
- Groundhog Day - Pt 2
- Groundhog Day - Pt 3
- The leaner, the meaner
- Rock on
- A Fiscal Miscall
- Legal Tender
- Your Other Mother
- When Nature Calls, Answer It With a Sharpie
- The future will start at any moment now.
- All According to Plan
- Too Tired for Two Tires
- Here Comes the Sun Wukong
- Spelling Mistakes
- Getting Hot Under the Collar
- AKA Capitalism
- Mama said there'd be days like this
- Of Baubles and Bridles
- Episode 300! Yay!
- Time Marches On
- Grizzled and Frizzled
- Factoring in Environmental Conditions
- Elfistentialism
- A Trip Down Memory Lame
- Paraphrasing
- Stuck between weary and wary
- Round round get around, I get around
- Cthulhu's Ted Talk
- He Nearly Blew a Fuse
- Memo: RE Ohio's New Gun Law
- Pseudo Kudos
- The Cost of Romance
- Memories light the corners of my mind
- Here We Are
- Mission Implausible
- Time for a Sing-Along?
- Selective Invective
- Everyone Reminds Us of Someone Else
- Meanwhile, back at the B&G
- Only the Lonely
- Ontology is No Apology
- Affirmation Authentication
- Worst Case Scenario
- Star Trek Apex
- A Gut Reaction
- Glory Daze
- The Tabasco Standard
- Cocktail Peanut
- Unicorn Decorum
- Therefore, the dinosaur.
- Keeping Score with the Herbivore
- AI: Apparatus Ideology
- A Poultry Wage
- Waitin' Hatin'
- Bumbershoots
- It Plucks the Heartstrings
- Ok, but does my browser have a jar?
- Mushroom Man Returns
- Apotelesm
- Not under the hill, just over it.
- Clock and Roll
- Happy Trails
- OG LOTR
- C'est la vie
- We call them "numbers" because they make us sleepy.
- On legality's plasticity
- The Games People Play
- Jump the Shark
- Tarnished and Unvarnished
- Percussive Maintenance
- The "Try It" Diet
- Slept Like a Logarithm
- Money Doesn't Grow on Trees
- May Not Be Suitable for Young Children and Unicorns
- History Lesson
- Just Another Wednesday
- They'll take a stand, but not a stadium
- The Mitch Glitch
- A Frosty Response
- Steer Clear of Clear Sneer
- Funny, you don't act like a robot.
- Two Tired
- Her Performance Review is Coming Up As Well
- A Sticky Situation
- Vintage Whine
- Half a Loaf Is Better than None
- Head in the Clouds
- What size do you want to be?
- A Shell of a Guy
- Calibrating the Celebrating
- The Warm Fuzzies
- Meditation Affectation
- The Old Itchy Palm Trick
- 25 or 6 to 4
- Footing the Bill
- Jurassic Plastic
- He's Got Pipe Appeal
- The Old "Merit and Wear It" Scheme
- Average à la mode
- Hangry Hangry
- Eating Your Feelings
- Scared Stiff
- Assault Shaker
- Space Cadet
- Silly Dilly
- Caveat Emptor
- Cthulhu Blues
- Hail Columbia
- Sentimental and Synthetic
- Cinnamomum
- At the Apex of All Possibilities
- Casket Base
- You Are What You Eat
- A Perverse Curse
- Indubitably
- Bang a Gong. Get it On.
- Cucumber newcomer
- The Old Cranky Kettle
- 400th Episode
- In the Cards
- Retention Prevention
- And Never the Twain Shall Meet
- The Old Infinite Decimal Loophole
- A Quick Return to Unemployment
- Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Chaka
- No Room for Doubt
- Picholas Returns
- Almost an Adage
- A Sticky Situation
- Less than Half
- Java Joshing
- Not Just the OG, But the OGR
- Out of Touch
- Filling the Gap
- Euphemism
- The Cost of Coming Back
- Oblique and Unique
- At Arm's Length
- Rhymes with "Cuke"
- Chanel N°2
- A Whiff of Expectation
- The Fall of Cthulhu
- Don't Move; Don't Even Look at Them
- Putting a Price on Friendship
- Take Two Skittles and Call Me in the Morning
- The Ties That Grind
- Work Life Balance
- A Primacy on Privacy
- An Honest Mistake
- Horning in on the Conversation
- The Legends of Lunchtime
- Salty
- Contentment is Free
- Hook, Line, and Sinker
- My nose is in great indignation
- Chaps in Chaps
- Hi Ho, Silver!
- Like arguing whose asphalt.
- The Waiting is the Hardest Part
- AI vs BMV
- A Comic about Aging (on my birthday)
- Hobbit Forming
- Fair Trade Coffee
- Ice Age
- Keep Looking
- You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato
- Sailing in the Key of C
- Give the Devil his due
- Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
- Behold the Mighty Placebo!
- Fact-Free Opinions
- He came to chew gum, and really, not much else.
- The Punctuality Mentality
- The accountants were having a field day.
- Deals and Feels
- The Iceman Cometh
- This Magic Moment
- Be the Stagnation You Wish to See in the World.
- The Weight of Memory
- A Symphony of Sympathy
- Why is money so expensive?
- Hittin' the bazoo with the udder honey
- Lies, damned lies, and statistics
- They had some real bangers back then
- Jazzed
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
- Fang-tastic
- This one is for all my librarian friends.
- Like the Edge of a Marshmallow
- Pulling My Weight
- Smart Cookies Know the Difference
- Hello Ween
- Poo-tee-weet
- Paying the Syntax
- Don't Sweat It
- The Early Worm Gets Eaten
- Waking Up is Hard to Do
- Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
- Rated PG for Probably Goofy
- The Gap
- Sometimes it's better to just curse the darkness.
- The Five Symptom Song and Dance.
- How To Be a Howling Success.
- Wired Tired
- Get Your Ducks in a Row
- You can lead a unicorn to wonder . . .
- The Gall of Cthuhlu
- Debts and Frets.
- Gravity Test
- What were we talking about?
- Happy Thanksgiving
- The Mighty Mycophile Returns
- Easy as Pie
- Gooey
- Laid Off and Laid Back
- Weight, weight, don't tell me
- Glamorous but Clamorous
- Between a Tree and a Hard Place.
- Celebrating 500 Episodes!
- Hats off to friendship
- When your funny bone is made of titanium.
- Out Where the S'mores are PNG files
- Hark!
- Monomial Expression
- Shabby and Crabby
- A Gruffer Buffer
- Counter Argument
- He's making a list.
- Getting Crusty
- Exertion Assertion
- Something to noodle over
- For Heaven's Sake
- Auld Lang Sighs
- Pretirement
- Homesteading the Final Frontier
- Just touching base
- The Old Data Dump
- Truth, Justice, and the American Way
- Banality Mentality
- Coming Attractions
- The Uxorial Tutorial
- Well Rounded
- When the deep purple falls
- Greece is the Word
- Dance Like Nobody's Watching
- Hearts will never be practical
- Golly Gee
- And everything nice.
- Sounds Fishy
- Rate of Replacement
- That Second Generation
- The Real Meal Deal Feel
- Are you gherkin my chain?
- Sweet Serenity
- Degradation Explication
- Is it a cheat sheet?
- Groundhog's Day
- All Bells, No Whistles
- Food for Thought
- Wrapped in an Enigma
- Poking Around
- Are You Ready to Rock?
- The Eros of His Ways.
- Cold-Blooded, Check It and See.
- Stars in their eyes
- Renewable Resource
- A Blessing of Unicorns?
- For Whom the Bell Tolls
- The Great Indoors
- Donut tell anyone
- The Metaphysical Metaverse Metaphor
- Put Your money where your mouth is
- Empty Calories
- Turn of Phrase
- Sophistical Refutation
- The Cost of Living
- Losing the Plot
- It's Not Easy Being Green
- The Initial Faze
- Lord of the Flies
- It's the pits
- Crossing Over
- Bear With Me
- Barking up the wrong tree
- Delicious and Fallacious
- Down in the Mouth
- Starving for Attention.
- Top of the morning to ya.
- If the Pooh fits . . .
- Bargain Basement Buddy.
- Bone of Contention.
- What Goes Around . . .
- Cleopatronizing
- Another Monday, another day in court
- Ladder Day Saint
- You got to keep a close watch on that one.
- It's similar to a simile
- The Sullied Sobriquet
- Tomorrow's another day (but so was yesterday)
- Fumes
- Pretty as a picture.
- Easter PSA
- You really have to dig it
- Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.
- The difference between hearing and listening.
- Try to see it my way
- When you care to share
- Fishing for Wishes
- Queasy and Uneasy.
- I've got a dog in this fight.
- Is it on the app store?
- Out to Lunch
- Well, Somebody Greenlit Morbius
- Money talks, and sometimes, it blathers.
- Sometimes you just have to stop and feel the thorns
- You are what you eat
- Perchance to Dream
- Draw your own conclusions
- So, who's paying for breakfast?
- Time to get the ball rolling.
- Don't get bent out of shape about it.
- Not as black and white as a zebra
- Tarnation.
- A Streak of Bad Choices
- The Moments of Happiness
- Life's a pitch, and then you buy.
- Mama's coming
- "M" is for the million things she gave me.
- Sharing and Staring
- Mama said there'd be days like this
- Ma heid's mince.
- Cheerio
- If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time.
- Alliteration Nation
- Gunning for Trouble
- Piece of Cake
- Pillow Talk
- Horns of Petty
- This conversation is off the hook.
- No need for a dipstick
- I never promised you a rose garden
- What's the latest?
- Sippin' the Reality
- Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin
- Jefferson Starslip
- Vegetation Meditation
- It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that cling
- And the race is on
- The ole moan and loan
- Still haven't found what I'm looking
- Cowabunga!
- Inspired by Clouds
- Like sands through the hourglass
- Large and in charge
- The unexamined life is not worth living
- Conjecture
- All right, it's watertight
- Nadie quiere ver eso
- Another wrinkle
- The Pink Equus of Happiness.
- The ol' noodle bamboozle
- When Irish eyes are smiling
- Eatin' the Cretins
- Saddle with debt
- Happy Fourth
- And the beat goes on
- To Each His Own
- Pour some sugar on me
- Amazing
- The Pride of Alba
- Time Line
- Sounds Sweet.
- From the kids in the comic workshop I taught at OU this week
- Sleight of hand
- Realpolitik Reptiles
- Comprehensive but not exhaustive
- If the shoe fits
- He's a lumberjack, and he's okay
- Lovely Rita
- A friend in need is a friend indeed
- Food for Thought
- Turn and Face the Strange
- The Gravity of the Situation
- The Way You Make Me Feel
- Hitched or Ditched?
- Your subconscious never lies
- All I have to do is dream
- Kith and kin, groan and grin
- Well, what do you know?
- Vested Interest
- You bet Jurassic.
- The Old Work and Shirk
- And he really hates lame ducks
- Put a little love in your heart.
- Hard to Read
- We are living in the future
- The Grand Scheme of Things
- A Foolproof Plan
- Gripped with Fear and Frugality.
- Time is on my side
- Out on a limb
- The Beaten Path
- The Gall of Cthulhu.
- Fired Up
- Right?
- Sweat and Regret
- Eating, cheating, and bleating
- The Voice of Doom
- The glass is half nuts
- Mourning Joe
- Money Bellows
- Jack is back
- Over the Moon
- Déjà vu all over again
- Skating by
- The Existential End Effector
- Just stopping by...
- I've Looked at Clouds from Both Sides Now
- Babes in the Woods
- The difference between matter and what matters
- No sleep for the wiry
- A shell of a guy
- The most important meal of the day is your next one
- Homonymphobia
- Shot through the arm and who's to blame?
- A keen legal sense
- People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
- Just another Monday in America
- Birds of a feather
- Pushing the envelope? What's an envelope?
- The Workin' Dino Blues
- The big green kahuna
- Kale is not for the frail
- Strapped for Cash
- It's turtles all the way down.
- Whatever forever
- Happy Friday the Thirteenth
- Saucy!
- Whiffle piffle
- How to lose your noodle
- Good enough is okay, I guess
- Just following instructions
- It's not easy eating green
- Pillowtalk
- Data-driven derision
- It's not what you put on them, it's what you put in them
- Point Pleasant, it's a pleasant point
- TVP TBD
- Trick or Treat
- Brewing trouble
- Maybe he's just taking a cat nap.
- Let's showcase the headspace
- Recursion aversion
- Honesty so sharp you can shave with it
- Is it time to tighten Orion's belt?
- Long in the tooth but short on the truth.
- I'll never lose affection for people and things
- It'll all come out in the wash.
- Bumfuzzled
- Quirk Alert
- When it's time to pony up
- Ho Ho Oh
- Time to kick the calendar
- Gobsmacked
- Tedium medium
- Happy Thanksgiving from the Gang at Pomo's
- Black Friday
- The good ole daze
- Chew on this
- Irregardless
- Music to my audio sensors
- How to deal with reindeer rejection
- Assert the vert
- A Frank Discussion
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
- They say the neon lights are bright
- Snowflakes come in different shapes and sizes
- Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
- The Early Worm gets eaten
- Down dooby doo down down
- One joule per second
- The sinking flame of hilarity
- A Real Pickle
- Sesquipedalian
- Cousins
- Saving face one piece at a time
- Twas the night before the night before the night before
- Happy Christmas
- Feeding the pet peeves
- A phone hangup
- The Art of Living Well
- A Shell of a Guy
- A good day for naps and nappies
- Dude, that's heavy.
- What's in a name?
- The Value of Friendship
- The best-laid plans of mice and men.
- In hot water again
- Tesseract
- Perspectives
- Declaration
- Sound and fury, signifying nothing
- Keep smiling, keep shining
- Baby, it's cold outside
- Between Jobs and Sobs
- Going nowhere in a hurry
- There and Back Again
- Pointed trouble
- Ahoy and Annoy
- Too much sodium? Na
- A colorful expression
- As sure as shell
- Blowing in the Wind.
- He's on a roll
- The poetry of numbers
- Bar exam
- Groundhog's Day
- Mirror mirror on the wall. . .
- Milestone: Episode 800
- Petro is hoping for a Hersey's endorsement
- Faith, trust, and pixie dust
- Let go my ego
- A hairy situation
- A Closed Book
- Good morning, yesterday.
- A rose by any other name would be some shade of pink
- The Apple of Her Eye
- On the Lam (Part 1).
- On the Lam (Part 2)
- On the Lam (Part 3)
- On the Lam (Part 4)
- On the Lam (Part 5)
- Feeling down in the mouth.
- Lyin'
- That's the way the cookie crumbles.
- Ouch from the couch
- A Wink is as Good as a Nod
- Like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll
- Salad Daze
- Magnetic Attractions
- He's been put on notice
- Not like those Narnia witches
- No Egrets
- Odor Code
- They're ogre here
- Borrowing Trouble
- When Irish eyes are smiling
- Is it Spring yet?
- Autonomous
- I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.
- You Say Potato
- Rough, Tough, and Gruff
- Confirmation bias
- Pourboire, poor boy
- Nearly blew a fuse
- Thoughts and prayers
- A Hare in the Butter
- Food for Thought
- Say Again?
- Please, no tricksy pixies
- A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a tortilla shell.
- The bent hint squint
- If you love someone, set them free
- Na na na na
- Buggin'
- Let pie-gones be pie-gones
- Disposition
- At least he was nice about it
- Close Enough
- Crossing the dotted line
- Swab Story
- Half-baked
- It's a wash
- What's your line?
- Head in the Clouds
- A Thief of Time
- Judy, Judy, Judy
- Disappointment Soup
- Get a Grip
- Treasures
- The Rare Prayer Spare
- It wasn't God who made Honky Tonk Angels
- Super-Dee-Duper
- Hot under the collar
- Hunt for the Blunt Affront
- Lock and load.
- Ruffle her feathers
- Ice Age
- Well I don't know why I came here tonight
- Circuitous
- Catching four winks
- Cover Story
- Ashes to ashes
- Gist dismissed
- Post-lunch depression
- Burned Out
- Stigma and Sigmund
- Better mousetraps gets ya smarter mice.
- Let your freak flag fly
- Food for Thought
- No time like the present
- You say "Potato," I say "Potatah"
- Relieved
- Hot Dog!
- The cat needs to let herself out of the bag
- Smarter than the average Yankees catcher
- The Aye of the Tiger.
- No, no, FOMO.
- Mean Mr. Mustard
- UVB in the BCE
- Lineage
- Leaping Lizards
- Vested Interest
- Barking up the wrong tree
- Hot Tips in a Cool Space
- Easy Cheesy
- Like a Rock
- Deliverables
- Cover Lover.
- Spinning Wheel got to go around
- Pretty Ugly
- He's not the milquetoast he appears to be
- Argentinosaurus Huinculensis
- Technically correct
- Let me quantify that
- For your convenience, The Revolution will be televised
- All our times have come
- It all adds up
- Retribution Solution Elocution
- Having issues
- Keeping up with tomorrow
- Ode to a Butterfly
- With Pen in Hand
- Infinitesimal, maybe
- The Cheek Tweak
- Well rounded
- Grin and bear it
- The first one out the door
- But not at Timmies
- Ups and Downs
- You can google it
- To the Victor go the spoilers
- Well, it began as a noun in the 1560s
- And pies are round
- On a Wind and a Prayer
- When the chips are down
- Like lightning in a bottle
- Reflection
- More or Less
- Right as rain
- Call of the Riled
- Whistle-stop
- One More Time
- Everything is copacetic
- Heavy
- Whose line is it anyway?
- Now who's salty?
- 65,000,000 years old, but doesn't look a day over 50,000,000
- Na
- Once more into the breach
- Familiar
- If you liked it then you shoulda . . .
- Turn and face the strange.
- This little light of mine
- Magic, Beans
- In a real pickle.
- It keeps you runnin'.
- Sorry, not sorry.
- Big Brother appreciates the effort
- Get Down
- All Tied Up at Work
- The Gall of Cthulhu.
- A Taste of Wisdom
- In the weeds
- That's what friends are for
- Pound the pavement
- Its meaning is cloudy
- Let the stories be told
- Spinning Wheel got to go 'round
- That's using the old noodle
- A Saucy Remark
- We're all working for peanuts
- Watch
- Security Checkmate
- The first cut is the deepest
- From hired to fired in record time.
- Nothing's gonna change my world
- Abracadabra
- OBE.
- Salutations
- Evidence.
- Right off the bat
- What Time Is It?
- Truth be told
- On the tip of my tongue.
- May I step away from the bench?
- The complete package.
- The Pull of History
- Eternal Sunshine
- Misfortune
- Worth a stamp
- Stunning
- Ignorance is bliss
- Nerves of Steel
- Concepts of a plan
- Boo!
- Deja vu all over again
- Blowin' in the wind
- Something nobody wants to hear on Election Day
- Nov. 6
- Give me strength
- The Gall of Duty
- Painless
- Whose line is it anyway?
- Piquant
- Impact.
- Noting the Voting
- It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person.
- Celebrating the 1000th Episode!
- A new wrinkle
- When you gotta go.
- Ho ho oh
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