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- Farmers Market Artwalk Assholes
- Musical Carpentry
- Ball Bouncing In The Barrio (No Outcry)
- Elsa: She Wolf of the Abortion Clinic
- The Fat Kid In The Babylon 5 T-Shirt
- The Rise Of The Machines (Starring Danny Devito As Himself)
- Manic Mondays AKA The "Fat" Bangle Gets High
- The Inverse Relationship And Reduction Theory
- Sudden Low Impact (Ripped 'N' Rude)
- Syndicated Television Programs
- Freeway Killings
- Support Your Local Bandidos
- Susanna Hoffs
- Allowing One Elbow
- Dead Corey
- Between Wrong And Right
- Biscuit Bender
- A/C Window Unit (6000 BTUS)
- Medical Billing Specialist
- Waco Texas Mix Tape
- Culdesac Block Party
- Death Bed Confession
- Ghost of Soybean Futures
- Helping Humanity (Do The Funky Chicken)
- No Holds Barred Brawl At The Brewery
- Investments Dividends and Downloads
- Great Economic Meltdown
- Marital Bliss (Stuffing Socks Down The Front Of Your Pants)
- No Fees On Movie Tickets
- Hard Rockin' Shit
- Sound of One Hand Clappings
- Jesus In Sweatpants
- Forty Miles of Bad Road
- Rolling Sevens In The Boneyard
- They Call Him The "Black And Mild"
- Bad Night At The Okay Corral
- Video Will Play After Ad
- Black Leather Overalls
- Ghosts That Don't Speak English
- The Shit Song By The Marshall Tucker Band
- McGruff The Crime Dog Bounty Hunter
- Book Not As Good As The Movie
- Orchestral Bowel Movements In The Dark
- Standing Alone With The Bowl
- Mexicans Love Metallica: Based On A True Story
- Medieval British Blues Band
- Even Witches Get The Broomstick Blues
- Exploitation At Every Opportunity
- Some Gave All All Gave Some
- Sad Slice Of Stale Birthday Cake
- Janeane Garofalo
- This Is NPR Radio
- Small Fires Put Out With Blankets
- Bent Over From Butthurt Bullets
- White Bread Manifesto
- Wrong Doings In The Cistene Chapel
- Matthew Brodericks' Left Butt Cheek
- Simple Solutions To Everyday Problems
- Tree Fiddy
- The Walrus With The Sagging Sad Face
- George Harrison's Pinky Toe (in thrilling mono)
- If Gene Krupa Can Do It
- Taking A Man's Pants
- The Dynamic Do-OH!!!
- The Unbearable Easy Lifting To Avoid Back Injury
- A Conversation Interpreted Incorrectly Or Is It Thursday Yet
- Hospital English Courage
- Lazy Nun On A Smoke Break
- Die Hard Outtakes
- Money For Nothing (Chicks At A Reasonable Rate)
- Bulk Rate Postage
- Howard Zinn: A Peoples' History Of Party Pooping
- Righty Tighty Lefty: OH MY GOD!!!
- Your Mom Is Off Gluten
- Buy One Get One Free
- Lather, Rinse, Repeat Offender
- Standardized Testing
- Long Walk In Winter (w/Winger)
- corduroy jackets with patches on the elbows
- Eat Some Dope And Some Potato Chips
- Tables And Chairs: No Jacket Required
- 3rd Level Donors Get An All Access Weekend Pass
- More Fun From The Front Row
- That Is Where I Wander Off
- A Marriage Reduced To Ruins
- Blowing Weed Rings In Your Face
- Straight To The Hips (Never Boiled)
- The Most Interesting People Are Found Sleeping
- Whistling At A Wake
- Man On The Moon: A Retrospective [sic]
- Vomiting On The Bus
- Crisis During The Suez Canal While We Slept
- The Prince And The Pauper And The Sorcerer's Apprentice
- Skip Ad In 5 Seconds
- Full Blown Aids (john fogerty sued himself)
- Blue Moon Over The Danube
- Bland Ass Potato Salad
- Conway Of Twitty's Bathrobe
- Patti Smith Splits Her Pants (Frosted Bush)
- Failure To Protect The End Of The World
- Waiting In The Breeze With The Low Birth Weight Boys
- On A Hunting Trip, The Trigger Slipped
- Even Keyboard Players In Cover Bands Get The Blues
- The Last Sandwich Meets Its Maker: A Haircut Gone Stale
- There Are Many Soaking Wet Paper Towels
- Another Idea Left For Dead
- Topo Chico
- Gated Communities (Lost 10 Lbs AKA Skinny Jeans)
- Good Cop: Fat Cop
- Late Nights Spent Alone Listening To Tom Waits Whine
- A Nice Slow Romance
- The Bland Witch Project
- The Mission Meant More With A Motive
- Bovine Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
- Your Hopes Go Down The Drain
- Mary Elizabeth Masterbatonio
- Exercising The Third Eye
- Leaning On The Left Fandango
- Fat Thighs (They're Sweaty)
- Milkshakes>Murder
- Pre-College Courses
- It's In The Way That You Use It
- Love Theme From Top Gun
- The Mother Of Mother Teresa
- Saul Of Tarsus: God's Weakling
- Anti-Heroes Wear Plaid
- Nothing Down Deals Over The Phone
- Last Of The Mohicans In Stereo
- Eating Crisco With A Spoon
- Midlevel British Blues Band
- The Purpose Of Paper Mache Paperweights
- Dragstrip Queen Blvd
- Making Sure You Save The Receipt
- Instant Support
- Starting A Controlled Explosion
- Police Officer's Interests Clashing-N-Cashin'
- Sting: Left Hand Tantric Sex Magic
- Becoming Rod Stewart
- And All The Fat Girls Loved Tupace
- Taking Opiates Rectally
- Moderate To Severe Rhumeatoid Arthritis
- The Ship Always Goes Down
- An Open Bar Combined With A Closed Mind
- The Poor Carpenter Played "They Drove Ole' Dixie Down"
- Freeway Killing Spree
- Splish Splash Worried Wounds
- Paying People To Spit In Your Mouth
- South Dakota (Low Birth Weight)
- Packed With Peanuts
- Gleam The Light Fantastic
- Drugs, Violence, Plagiarism, Gambling Debts
- With A Little Help From My Friends
- Sitting In A Cold Tub Crying
- Sodomizing People
- The Short Pier Without The Long Walk Off It
- Opiates And Jews For Jesus
- Edward Snowden's Day Off
- A Short Fuse Off Of A Long Night Of Binge Drinking
- A Confession
- Smuggler (With A Heart Of Gold)
- An Altercation At An Applebees
- NPR Tote Bags And The Bargain That Is
- Saturday Night At The Sizzler
- Left Lane To Wonderland
- Wheelbarrow Blues
- Shooting Outside A Sports Bar
- The Guy From Depeche Mode And His Iron Underwear
- Patriotism: The Last Vestige Of The Scoundrel
- Evolution Is Slow, Smallpox Is Fast
- Fear And Self-Loathing In Las Vegas
- Janis Joplin's Ugly Tits: A Memoir
- A Day Without Rain
- Interpretative Dance (For Dummies)
- Ethel Everly Seniors Give Back To The Community
- The New Age Of Information
- If You Are Not Of Legal Age: Close This Window
- After School Special Shooting
- A Run Down Schmuck With A Ten Dollar Prayer Book
- Austin Backpack Activist
- A Fork In The Road: Up The Ass
- Food For Thought: Leftovers For Later
- Satan: Orginator of the Motel 6 Action Phrase
- Sammy Hagar's Final Cabowabo
- Whichever Perry Was In The Band At The Time
- There Was A Convertible Outside The Hotel
- The Roof The Roof Is On Fire
- Richard Marx Vs. Rod Stewart: Dueling Dumbasses
- The Dad From Robocop
- Doesn't Reheat Well
- Uneasy Silences With A Dash Of Daring Doo
- Love In The Time Of Chasity [sic]
- Murdering Molly Wringwold
- The Tiny Tiny Toenails Are The Hardest To Clip
- Batman Returns! (to find the couch missing)
- Can't Get Enuff (By Buffalo Winger Stop)
- Interest Rates Are Stable Again
- Basic Math: Carry The One
- The Machine Will Reset If Spat Upon
- Looking Back To See Nothing But Skid Marks
- Belinda Carlise Was A Fat Chick
- Bridge On The River Kwai
- Options: The REALLY Big Race
- All The Pop Songs Best To Be Forgotten
- Public Enema
- Dating For Busy Professionals
- Empty Calories At Halftime
- French Onion Fun Fun Fun Fest
- Draft Dodger In The 21st And A Half Century
- A Bad Case Of Bud Light/Dry
- 2pac Consumed With Paranoia And Self-Doubt
- A Reasonable Request
- The Sad Saga Of Jimmy Dean And His Sausages
- Comedian Tim Allen's Proctologist Isn't Right Upstairs
- Glenn Danzig: Air Traffic Controller
- Mr. Holland's Anus
- Professional Attitudes
- My Little Pony: Fire Walk With Me
- Mediterranian Death Cult War Bride
- Pencil Fighting For Profit
- 14 Ankle Power Bottom
- Beaten With Cases Of Bud Light
- Inventing A Subject To Be Outraged About
- Failed Investments
- Cultural Appropriation Pirates Seldom Get The Blues
- That Shit Song By The Marshall Tucker Band
- A Reckoning And A Withdrawal (Violence)
- Gentle Jesus, Meek And Mild
- The Bassist In The Pixies Had A Big Butt
- Rollover And Roll Under: Open Manhole Surfin'
- Puttin' A Pin Thru The Skin Of A Balloon
- Leather, Rinse, Repeat (Offender)
- The First Wooden Cooking Spoon
- Getting Groceries On Credit
- The Founding Of The First Farewell
- The Bullshit Bisexual Blues
- Sedge Way Hapsburg Leftist Leaner
- Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
- Bowling Alleys By The Freeway
- Deriving Sexual Pleasure From Being Treated Like A Toilet
- Mr. Peanut's Date Rape Pyschosis
- Paul Stanley's Chest Looks Like A Carpet
- Black Entrenpenuer Magazine Party
- The Jolly Green Butthole
- The Question Of When And Where
- Flare Ups And Abdominal Pain
- With A Hot Cup Of Cocoa
- One Red Bean Stuck To The Bottom Of The Bowl
- Wal-Mart Refused To Stock The Latest
- Forgotten Hot Hits (The Last Of The AM Radio)
- The Many Faces Of A Man Who Finally Understood
- Public Enema's Big Takeover
- The Garden Was Small Potatoes
- Pencil Thin Paper Weight Valley
- Deconstructing The Decoder Rings
- Street Hassle And The Art Of The Deal
- Young Earth Creationists Counting Calories On Cocaine
- Sweatpants In A Non-Gym Environment
- Tantric Sex, Lies and Electrical Tape
- Worthless Like Baltic Avenue
- Gym Membership At A Discount
- That Scene From Regarding Henry
- Diane Keaton: Sex Symbol
- Passion For...FASHION
- Gentle Jesus, Meek and Mild Part Deux
- Agents Of Satan Beyond Thunderdome
- The Night Shift
- Hanoi Fiction
- Tactless Think Tanks (In August)
- Dean's List Vandalism Party
- Lolligagging On The Outback
- Them Call Center Blues
- For Sale: Baby Shoes
- The Byrds Have Hallowed Out His Eyes
- No Candles On The Cake
- Sex Workers Are Depressed
- Vagueness With Low Impact Aerobic Activity
- Drafty Apartment, Sweaterless Friend
- Suffering Under An Economic System
- Tote Bags Bearing Maplethrope's Syrup
- Buttfuckin' In The Orient
- Retirement On A Dollar A Day
- Under Sea Over 40 (Action Central)
- Breakfast Of Third Level Donors
- Pac Man Fever Leads To Diabetes
- Grandpa's Off His Meds Again
- Angry At The White Man
- Failed Marriages End Badly
- The Infinite Expanse Of Endless Time
- Left Turns When It's Still Not Okay
- Math Can Be Complicated Without A Calculator
- Snuff Films On Basic Cable
- Fat Guy Wearing A Tight Batman T-Shirt
- Two In The Pink And One In The Sink
- Native American Me
- The Curse Of Fresh Love
- The Adventures Of Mariah Carey's Back Fat
- Over Fisting Affects Wildlife
- The Myth Of The Working Class Martyr
- Jim Morrison's Final Habit
- The Murders In The Rue Morgue
- Changing The Radio Dial To Avoid The Static
- The Car Commercials Never Cease
- Barbecue Stains On His White T-Shirt: A Killing
- British New Wave Of Heavy Metal
- When The Oxygen Network Faults Its Fan Base
- The Last Gasp Of Civilization Will Be When You Are...
- McGruff The Crime Dog Kidnapped By Cannibals
- That One Novel That Steinbeck Should've Wrote
- Outlaying Areas May Experience Some Power Outtages
- Trans Fat And Transparent Politicians
- King's X (The Complete Metaphorisis)
- Kevin Pollocks' Colon Pollops Pop
- Stuffing Pillows With Long Knives
- Standing Outside A Window...Wondering
- Burning Man: A Gathering For The Ball-Less
- Requested Loans Defaulted
- A Night Without White Satin
- Diet Shasta Orange: A Loathe Story
- The Long And Winding Road
- The Neck Beard Totenkompf Kommando
- All Mattresses Are 99 Percent Off
- Chairs Missing: The Belt Was Loose
- Master-Piece-Of-Shit Theatre
- Buying The Farm
- The Horror Of Homosexual Dreams Unwarranted
- A Lesson In Evidence
- Clean Needles
- A Crisis Unresolved As Dinner Gets Cold
- Ladies' Man (Goes Dancing)
- Wandering Through The Desert
- Soft Bored Dead Eyed Simpletons
- The Second To The Last Unicorn
- An Apostle And A Warm Bowl Of Porridge
- A Downward Stabbing Motion
- Kermit The Frog On A Serious Bender
- Naked As A Jaybird
- Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (Utilize Fear Scenarios)
- Jesus Till Sweatpants
- Post-Modern Iron Age Poet
- A Subtle Form Of Rape
- The Last Temptation Of Christ (In Glorious Mono)
- A Child Of Divorce
- Jurassic Butt: Fallen Dingdom
- Firehydrants And Waterpark Fouls
- Slow Times During The Not-So-Super Bowl
- Languishing The Linquini (Stoned Alone)
- Tupac: Activist Upright Citizen
- Motel 6 Wears Prada
- Oklahoma Opium Is Okay
- Creating A Panic
- Art Imitating Life
- Patti Smith Never Shaved Her Armpits
- Marital Problems That Counseling Can't Cure
- In Case The Bomb Doesn't Detonate
- Pipe Cleaners Make Great Conversation Pieces
- Abstinthe Makes The Heart Grows Founder
- Paul Hogan: Australian For Has Been
- Paul "Hulk" Hogan
- Looking Through An Old Bible With Missing Pages
- Lounge Act In Fresno
- North Oklahoma
- Candid Danzig
- Chicken Cordon Blue Danube
- S.E. Hinton Was A Fat Chick
- I Want Alot (So Come On)
- Looking Back Towards The Leaving Mother
- Plessy V. Ferguson's Failed Sitcom Plot Transcript
- The New Noise Is At Your Doorstep
- The Untold Story Of Revelations Chapter Twelve
- Fine Dining: Let Me Go Rock-N-Roll
- Free With Ads
- ALL The Fixins
- A Goal Without A Deadline Is Just A Dream
- Fat Guys Who Think They're Tough
- Modern Rock Hits (Can't Get Enough)
- Those Tight Pants
- Billy Joel The Fairgrounds Cattle Auction Tour
- Unintentional Vengeance: The Patron Saint
- It Has Come To This
- New Money And Immigrant Poverty
- August Nights In Utah
- Everybody Finds Jesus In Prison (A Love Story)
- Billy Joel's Butthole
- Jacking Off Into A Ceiling Fan
- On The Next Episode Of "It's About To Go Down!"
- Aerosmith's Last Gasp And Nobody Can Name...
- American Teenage Garage Hoot (Big Town)
- Frozen 2: Still Frozen
- Bible Belt Bullet Belt (Tori "Torn Anus" Amos)
- In Love With Machines, Speed And The Future
- The Wind Upon That Ole' Rugged Cross
- The 8th Voyage Of Sinbad And The Stolen Valors
- And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth
- Stage Antics, Wild Hairstyles: Women In Film
- Phil Collins' Complexities And Low Fever Dreams
- The Solitary Hit From The Band Finger 11
- When Every Little Bit Of Hope Is Gone
- Vicious Fisting
- Profiles In Courage
- Unemotionally Unavailable Risk-Addicted Sexual Outlaws
- Tom Araya's Leather Pants
- With Your Grey Shoes And Your Highwater Pants
- Joan Jett's Flat As A Board Ass
- Turkish Figs
- Visit Advertiser's Site
- Boring Suicide Prevention
- Flat Butt Society
- Football Phone
- Free Thirty Day Trial
- Adultery, Embezzlement, and Tax Evasion
- Too Many Gays On Webtoons
- Garth Brooks: Gropin' The Wind
- Plastic Bottle Blues
- Triumph Meets Tragedy: On The High Ground
- Eskimos Don't Eat Oranges
- Omar Epps Understands The Complexity Of Jazz Fusion
- Free Range Game Hen Hockey
- After All Is Said There Is Always Chicago
- Annoying Edge Of Paper Torn From A Spiral Notebook(Blues)
- For The Lucky Still Have To Wait
- The Desert Claims AT The Window Cleaning Equipment
- Arguing With A Gay Actor
- They Don't Even Allow Drums At The Grand Ole Opry
- HUGE Jackman
- The Raping Of Mary Tyler Moore
- Saint Peter's External Regret
- Your Video Will Play After 5 Seconds
- Hard Times They Come To Us All
- The Sound Of One Hand Clapping
- Human Telephone
- For Yer Careful Reconsideration
- Like A Drunk George Jones
- The Ghost Of Soybean Futures
- White Washed Trash
- Bad For The Economy (That's Fake ANYWAY)
- Echo And The Bunnymen Read Watership Down
- Easy Action Baked Beans Over Toast
- Columbo Dumbo Dumber
- Long Line At The Stop-N-Rob
- Lidless Toilets: Fear Of An Invisible Republic
- The Hell That Is Zakk Wylde In The Wild
- Weighing Five Tons: Wearing The Smallest Possible Hat
- Bent Over A Bank Railing (Let The Times Pringles)
- Playin' Round The Railroad Tracks
- Expectations To Be Leveled With Apathy
- Plagues Of Self-Doubt
- Dan Rather's Doubt
- Slammin' Dominoes On The Tabletop
- De Ja Butt
- It Happens Sometimes: People Just Explode
- Duck Pond Diving Board
- All Night Disco Swing Party
- Two Hour Disco Swing Party
- A Holocaust Dental Survivor
- The Terror That Came Beyond The Sea
- Oceans Apart Day After Day
- Prescriptions Filled While You Shop
- The Light Was Yellow Sir
- There By The Turnstyle
- Secret Shopper Goes To Bloomberg's House
- Paulette M. Bungaloo
- Eric Crapton
- Like Sands In The Hourglass...
- Workin' On Yer Birthday: The Barista Blues
- Leaving The Playing Field
- Knife Fight At The Golden O.K. Corral
- Air Tight (As They Call It)
- Coneheads Was A Flop
- Eating...Gambling
- They Wore Their Van Halen T-Shirts The Day After The Show
- Color T.V.
- Looking For Mr. Goodbar
- The House With A Cock In Its Walls
- Making Up For All Those Cocaine Disco Bashes
- Forging Signatures On Historical Documents
- Wishes Come With Conditions
- Bringing Demons Down From The Stars
- Eric Crapton's Brush With Fate
- Finding Frames That Fit Your Face
- Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes
- Detuned Piano In The Basement
- When The Chips Are All Accounted For
- She Came Up With Ideas In The Shower
- Fried Coffee Chicken Strips (You Must Be Annie)
- Mick Jagger Struggles With Stereotypes On The Brown Sugar So
- Buckets Of Chicken
- Dancing For Chicken
- An Argument Over Baked Potatoes
- Mary Higgins Clark
- Barren Shelves: Butter Knife Fight
- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
- Such A Familiar Face
- Building Muscle Under Fat
- Wage Slaves And Daytime Talk Shows
- Pasta With White Chicken: Peas & Carrots
- Sometimes The Book Is Not As Good As The Movie
- Sharp Shooters Next To A Cadillac Coup DeVille
- Setting Up A Career Day Booth
- The Largest Zit Ever Encountered On That Side Of The Street
- Multiple Bombings: Three Trains And A Bag
- Active Shooters And The Short Bus Of Tomorrow
- Bleeding From The Ass
- Dating Black Men In Stereo And Thrilling Mono
- B.K. Broiler Knight Kings
- A Bitter Birthday Party
- The Great Economic Meltdown
- Death Bed Confessions Of A Lifelong Fan Of Volleyball
- The Biscuit Bender (On The Conveyor Belt)
- A Subtle Difference Between Wrong And Right
- One Of The Coreys Is Dead
- Video Does Allow One To Make A Physical Connection
- The Penis Of Online Banking
- Mr. Slick Heavy Metal Band
- Expendable Fodder For Christ
- Senator With A Mouthful Of Muffins
- "Newman's Own" Activism
- Sodium Soaked Salvation
- Van Halen Twister Soundtrack Hit
- White Guy With Dreadlocks: Bad Decisions
- All The Kids Wanna Sniff Some Glue
- Warped Punk Rock Bowling Tour
- Magic The Gathering: Soy Gives Guys Boobs
- Oral Sex Legally Defined As Sodomy
- Talking Loudly Heavy Breathing
- No Amount Of Serious Soul Searching
- Love Has No Labels
- Scenes From Seinfeld
- An Emotional Bloodlettting
- Working In Experimental Theatre
- A Poor Immigrant Belgian Teen
- Masterbator Of Pupppets
- Trotsky Marched Under A White Flag
- The London Of Jack The Ripper
- Endless Breakfast Buffet Without The Guilt
- Targeted By Fiscal Conservatives
- And It Came To Pass That Jim Morrison Got Fat
- Bent and Butt-Fucked Over A Bank Railing
- Jack Kennedy's Murder In A Cold War Context
- That Scene From Higher Learning
- Ankle Monitor Adventure Time
- Bad Times At The Casino Royale
- Holding Up The Line At Luby's
- Leaving The Tree Up Till August (Drink Coors)
- Signals Being Uptight By Merely Looking Constipated
- Long Winded Narrative
- Hydroflouric Acid Blues (The The Trip)
- Out For Love, Up For Blood
- Secret Asian Man
- That Real Long Truvada Commercial
- Rico Decided That He Needed To Calm Down
- The Globalists Are Coming (Eat More Wheat)
- The Store Manager Has Aggressive Sales Goals This Year
- Bill Is A Failed Executive At A Manufacturing Plant
- Forgetting How To Tango
- Big Gubment Comin' To Take The Guns Away
- Real Small Talk (Winnebago)
- The Adventures of an Ex-Cuban Diplomat
- Wild College Parties
- Hanging Out At Airport Paperback Racks
- 82 Degrees In Downtown Saigon
- Diet Cola (Paying For Less)
- Sitting Informally: Sport Shirt, Bermuda Shorts
- West Antartic Ice Sheet Acid Party
- The Long Look Inward
- Shocking Brutal Character Development
- Fan Fiction Big Burnout Bingo
- Cutting Coupons With A Big Ass Bowie Knife
- Pineapple Express Didn't Live Up To Expectations
- The Bond Proposal Failed To Pass
- Too Early For A Burger
- A Man In His Thirties Wearing A Tweed Jacket
- The Cucumber In The Disco Pants
- No One Is Keeping The Sabbath
- Microwave Ovens Are Becoming More Modern
- He Drove Al El Dorado
- When The Area Involved Is Small
- And The World Wept
- Before Wham Made It Big
- Jesus Takes The Wheel (And The Cake)
- See That My Grave Is Kept Clean
- Door Prizes Awarded At The End
- True Truly Terrible (Story)
- Bowling In The Bahamas
- Afrocentric Biology Majors Love The BBC
- A Dull, Dull Armageddon
- Running Out Of Guest Towels
- It Used To Be Expensive To Make A Phone Call
- The Lilipads Are In The Pond
- Alternate Ending With Commentary
- Getting An Airtight From The Cast Of Friends
- Raw Garbage Builds Strong Bones
- Implosion At The Birth Of Radio
- Lousy Saturday Night
- Mothers Who Eat Their Young
- Late Lunch Early Breakfast
- Action Has Been Taken
- Dunking A Potato In A Cup Of Tea
- Not That Tomato (A Sandwich Story)
- Ruthless Pursuit Of The Early Popes
- Moon Face With Tight Glasses
- Socrates: Navel-Gazing Lazy Egocentric A-Hole
- Libido On Display (With Diamonds)
- Martin Luther Was Constipated When He Died
- Frederick The Second's Publicist
- Freddy Prinze's Prized Possession
- About To Get Started
- Less Than Zero Addictions Cause Problems
- The Time "They" Got Serious
- The Coin Kept Coming Up Tails
- Lead Violence Leads To Practical Results
- Moonlight Sonota (Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead)
- A Surge In Female Owned Businesses
- An Imagining Of The Overlooked Enterprises Which Are Unique
- Tom Cruise's Daddy Issues (That Scene From Magnolia)
- 10-10-220: That Good Cheap LONG Distance
- Asian Face No Accent (Baffling)
- The Line Looked Longer From The Back
- Desperate For Change (Looking Back Regretfully)
- Huge Deals On Wheels
- Four Square Over There
- Golden Shower Ratio
- Making Bank With Primes
- The Second Delta Force Pilot
- Look At The Aftermath
- The Downhill Ski Nose Party Never Quitting
- Arguments Over What Wagon To Fall Off Of
- Great Fine That Way Please
- Glass Ceiling Career Change
- Not Exactly Lone
- The Elevator Broke Under The Strain
- That Dream Where You Are Nude
- Yellow Rose Of Texas
- Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars In Stereo
- The Cost Of Hitting Under Par
- South African Apartheid Aids Potato Party
- Cocaine Flood The Playground
- Evidence Of Progress
- Left Turns More Flat Tires (Options Hurt)
- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo With A Stick Up Her Ass
- Abs Are Made In The Kitchen
- The Last Of The Hot Check Writers
- The Guy Wrote A Bad Book (Then Bragged)
- The Wide Ass Of Day Akyroyd Unchecked
- Long Underwear While The Sun Sets
- Two Weeks Later At Another Disco
- Baby Blue Windbreaker Regrets
- Autodecapitation Sweeps The Lower 48
- Audible Bloodlleting Makes The Dailies
- They Chose Less Filling
- Pitfalls Of Artistic Integrity
- The Lockdown Syndicate Salesman
- Feed, Wake, Don't Shake
- Cognitive Indifference As The World Goes Snap Crackle & Pop
- Hawaiian War Profiteering (In Italics)
- Then The Underage Girl He Was Banging Gave Him The Finger
- Rape Whistle Dairy Heavy Diet
- A Man Must Face His Quiet Dignity
- Pantera: Rodeo Clowns From Cleveland
- He Wore An Old Cardigan
- That Scene From The Accused
- Spreading Selfishness With A Tin Whistle
- Splittin' The Uprights (Double Up)
- Folk Punkers Play Rusty Trumbones
- Good Work If You Can Get It
- The Same Role In The Same Robe
- A Wife Beater With A Strong Interest In Cock Fighting
- Picked Last In Slow Pitch Softball
- Reads Thrasher Magazine
- Like Lava Coming From A Volcano: Jesus Healed The Cripples
- Give That Damn Dog His Day
- Waitin' On that Wiretap Blues
- Variety Of Menu Items, Accuracy Of Order
- She's Getting By, She's Paying The Rent
- He Came To Encounter Thrift
- Double Entry Bookkeeping
- Convergence Of Capitalism And The Whip
- Disaster Movies With The Same Kid
- Throwing A Party Then Declaring Disco Dead
- Didn't Want To Wear A Seatbelt (Thrown Free)
- Those Damn Oklahoma Earthquakes
- The Long White Trash Christmas (Mono)
- The Long Rail Of Human History
- Breaking Into Zoos To Eat The Animals
- A Kind Of Bravery That Scientists Admire
- The Girls All Wanted To Dance
- Bargain Basement Burial Insurance
- The Long Backed Girl In The Tight Pants
- A Lack Of Better Noise
- Eight Donuts
- Choking Down A Big Bowl Of Boredom
- Merely Raised Issues, He Solved Nothing
- Playing Card References Abound
- They Will Not Bring Him Relief
- The Pagan Pajama Party
- Most Dune Buggies Are Jalopies
- Dope Ridden Unprotected Street Sex
- Saturday (In The Park)
- He Wrote For The Best Nudie Mags
- Before They Widened The Roads
- Died Clutching The Sports Section
- Aisles Of Yellow Coupons
- Raised On Piggly Wiggly
- Events Mistaken For Omens
- And The New Wavers Did Nothing
- Lounging Around Downtown
- The Mayo Went South And Sour
- Repeat Offender Class ($199)
- Mostly An Acquired Taste (The Death Mambo #666)
- Loose Morality For Lease/Rent/Purchase
- Patient Is With The Clergy
- Reading Rainbow In The Privacy Of Your Own Home
- Someone Championed This
- Tubas: That's Where Our Tax Dollars Went
- Emma Can Pick A Dick (The Joy Of Jail)
- Killed Crossing The Crosswalk (Life's A Beach)
- The Song Was Heavy On The Horns
- By Means Of Narcotics
- Bacteria Under The Gumline
- Cause The Green Hornet Sucks
- Low Sodium Fritos (Goin' Out With A Bang)
- You Can Get Yards Running In The Wrong Direction
- Unbridled Artistic Expression
- A Fruit That's Difficult To Juice
- Power Tools Untethered To An Outlet
- Busting Nuts And Moves (YOUR face)
- Eight (Is Enough) Years In Tibet
- Gritless Arkansas (Waffle House Blues)
- Familiar With The Basic
- Gig 'Em Aggies
- Backpacking With Nothing But Regret
- On The Surface It Sounds Bad
- Paula Cole Let Down Her Hair (All Gone)
- ADT: Because We're Afraid Of Our Neighbours
- Harley Davidson Sweat Shirt
- Faith Hill Based (Up Tempo)
- Culture Starved G.I.s Selling Encyclopedias
- Taping Songs Off The Radio
- IFC Movie of the Week
- The Boulder Murders
- The Numbers Didn't Work Unplugged
- It Felt Okay At The Time
- Wasn't Happy Go-Go Dancing
- Cleaning Out The Gutters
- Captains Of Industry
- Online Banking (Know Your Finances)
- The Kind Of Truth (Karma Boomerang)
- Vegas, Not To Gamble But To Buffett
- Dependable Performance (Thoughtful Design)
- Go Kart Racing (For Papers)
- Hobo With An Oboe
- Drunk On Rifle Fire
- Danzig III: How The Mop Flops
- Battling Extinction
- Elevator Action (Gettin' The Shaft)
- Lake Flacid
- The Guy From Godsmack And His Mean Motorcycle
- That Bad Taste In Your Mouth (Forsaken Saviors)
- Tune In, Turn On, Tap Out
- Using A Word To Define Itself (Sweatin' Bullets)
- T-Shirt That Read: One Cock At A Time
- Poorly Rendered Street Art Portraits
- Faith Under Fire (Long Shot Short Pass Hallaf'n'lujah!)
- West Of The Iron Curtain (Smackdown In B&W)
- Prostitution For Pot (Backdoor Man)
- Open Windows Private Party Clenched Fists
- An Opened Bag Of White Rice Stares At You From The Abyss
- Lights And Sirens
- In A Rented Room In Houston By The Dance Clubs
- Violating Examination
- A Man Whose Opinions Were Listened To
- Warriors On Horseback Was A Thing
- Someone Has To Salt The Sidewalk
- Patti Smith Refused To Eat Her Vegetables
- Patient Zero In The Doubt Game
- Regret Rolls In Spades
- The Evil That Lurks Behind Ordinary Events
- Gun Deaths Per Capita
- Human Ambition Is The Real Monster Here
- The Pleasure In Patterns Is Perfect
- Big Box Store Luggage
- Dates With Dull Men
- Old Hat Parlour Tricks
- Noise Level May Be Moderate To High At Times
- That Woman Needs A Hug
- Said Religion Of Peace (Lackluster Sales In Bath Mats)
- Currently More Marginalized Community
- Outrage Center For Troubled Youth
- Status Update: Front Page Bold Type
- The Descent Is Necessary To Scare You Straight
- Product Placement
- By Dawn's Early Light
- A Demanding Desk
- Reheated Leftovers (Fridge On The Fritz)
- No Public Bathroom
- everybody wants to sit around and watch murder
- Out There Thuggin', Actin' A Fool
- Adult Acne Is A Downer
- Yelling At Kids On Skateboards
- Stabbing Through The Juicy Pink Sweatpants
- Divorce Double Feature
- Angry Theatre Kids Running Around Without Supervision
- Part Of The Oppressed
- Shawshank Redemption Review
- Interesting Multiple Angles (DVD Extras)
- Terror Filled Public Service Announcement
- Paint Thinner Blues
- Violent Crime In Action
- Soggy Bottom Boy
- Trying A New Hour
- Assisted Living (Blood Money In Stool)
- Holding It Down Like A Bottle Of Crown
- They Came To Town (One Original Member)
- Predetermined Rate Of Teenage Pregnancy
- Dylan Goes Electric
- Endless Choice: An Option Not To Participate
- Trade School
- Passion At The Pump
- Pushing Tin (Real Good)
- An Overweight Woman Tries Tai Chi
- A Lack Of The Limelight
- Home Invasion
- Voter Fraud At Half Price Books
- God's Light Answering Prayers
- The Bank Closes On Sundays
- Weathering The Quiet Dawn
- Spencer's Gifts Now Sells Butt Plugs
- Thudding Batons, Unleashed Dogs
- Found Glory
- He Had A Copy Of Ivanhoe With Him
- Over 40
- The All-Night Garage Sale
- Breaking Divine Wind
- Forking It All Over
- He Owned A Pearl Handled Pistol
- Fifteen More Minutes
- Chunky's Campbell Soup (In A Can)
- The Kid Found A Puppy And Wanted To Keep It
- Lessons Learned Under An Overpass
- The Needle Broke Off In His Arm
- Embracing The Necessary Forms (by the throat)
- Parking Is Free On The First Of The Month
- More Bargains In The Basement
- His Job Was To Write Dear John Letters
- Bad Deal With The Bookworm (Half Price Blues)
- Making Deadlines Alive And Kicking
- Lance Corporal's Late Night Bender
- Stains On The Stove
- The Chemistry Of Nitrogen Fertilizers
- Leaving All The Lights On
- Letterbox Is Boring To Sit Through
- Winter's Discontent (Coupon On Back)
- Firestorms Sweep The Slums (Burning Babies)
- Megadeth Owns Early UFC Copyrights
- That Woman Hurt Me
- An Artist's Rendition (Torn Rotater Cuff)
- These Pockets Lack A Zipper
- Wet Rags With Gasoline
- Unforgiven Studen Loans
- The Agenda Will Be Mailed In
- Caribbean Countries Exports Consists Mostly Of Bananas
- Price Gouging On The Internet
- The Bag Broke Along With Her Water
- Nine Times Out Of Ten
- Lacking Direction Yet Still Driving
- She Thought She Was Funny
- Remembering Sarah Marshall (Spanish Bootleggers...)
- Oily Olay (League Of Women Voters)
- That Is What The T-Shirt Said
- Catching The Bad Break
- Fell On The Keys
- Apricots And Acorns
- Figured The Net/Gross Worth (Leprechaun Rock)
- The Fries Weren't In The Bag
- He Was Lucky, The Cup Was Empty
- Without Bones Or Belief
- Bringing The Balance Down (Complete Anger)
- Where Isn't Waldo
- Walking Past The Open Windows
- A Warning Shot
- Fantastic Cleans Up The Worst Spills
- Night Of The Living Wage
- The Budget Must Be Balanced
- The Other Night There Was A Sale
- Long Bows And Lariats
- The One Percent (Unhappy With Waiters Wages)
- The Morning Ended Well
- The Last Piece Of Birthday Cake
- Passing Out At The Pride Parade
- The Guy From Disturbed Enjoys An Omelette
- Billy Gets A "B"
- Gives You Wings
- Eating The President's Oranges
- The Struggle Isn't Real
- Fasting After Labor Day
- A Good Game Bird
- Out In The Open
- Petty Theft Before The Alarm Goes Off
- Whistling Through Clenched Teeth
- Forced To Move Without Compensation
- His Sentiments Exactly
- Learning To Forklift
- Unfulfilled Fantasies: Stale Chips
- The Turn Wasn't Finished
- The Chick With The Clever T-Shirt Cries Alone
- An Honest Public Search For Identity
- Number One In Afternoon Drive Time
- Airport Gift Shop Blues
- The Fallacy Of An Argument
- The Guy From Fall Out Boy Got Fat
- Busted
- The Can From The City Read "No Hot Ashes"
- The Cable Was Out That Week
- Plain White Ts (With A Twist)
- Her Parents Named Her Blanche
- The Source Of The Scent
- He Bought Lenny Kravitz Tickets On Purpose
- He Stood There With His Mouth Open
- Short Distance Runner
- In The Path Of The Coming Storm
- Peter Gabriel's Co-Option Of African Rythms
- Giving The Game Away
- Check Out Time Is At Eleven
- People Have Tickets
- Ants In The Pants
- Bending Down To Pick Up A Penny
- Another Night Without Windows
- Corncob Pipefitter
- The Old Queens With Their Low Top Sneakers
- The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year
- Lots Of Static Coming From The Showerhead
- Plotting The Hunger Games
- And They Kept Complaining
- Life After The Tet Offensive (Updrafts In The Outhouse)
- That Other Hit By Toto
- White Wine Enema
- The Proof And The Pudding
- Mark Downs And Mark Ups
- Convertible With The Top Down
- Hard Rock Radio Junkie
- Addiction Is Hilarious
- Ass Coming Out The Butt
- The Battering Syndrome
- Optimal Lard Based Numbering System
- Bob Dylan Sounds Like A Balloon Airing Out
- Bill Maher's Greasy Glasses
- Dubbing Cassettes Off The Radio
- Flavored With Carrots And Herbs
- Big Bloodbaths Of Excitement
- No One Buys Peter Pan On Purpose
- The Rapid Thinning Of The Face
- Foreclosures Fast Actin' Tinactin
- Tennis Stars On Dope
- Forged In The Flames (Foot Alergies)
- The Kid In The Tight Clash Shirt
- The Worst Ever To Hit Wax
- The Battle Raged On The Senate
- Leaving The Crust On The Bread (Ow, That Hurts Me)
- Big Wheel A Keep On Turnin'
- Renegotiating Terms Of Service
- His Favorite Type Of Milk Shake
- Bachelor Breakfast (Cold Pork Chops And Pizza)
- Another Wunderkind Oscar Nominee
- Pipes Need Attention
- Drowning In Two Inches Of Water
- Ain't I A Woman
- Foregone And Forecloses (Housing Shortage)
- That Bowflex As (Stereophonic Sound)
- Black Oak Arkansas
- That Kind Of Gay (Two Steps Back)
- No Business Like Minding Your Own
- MythBusters: Afterlife
- The Best A Man Can Get
- UB40 Opened Up The Show
- A Mouth Is A Mouth
- The Price Of A Barrel
- King Of The Little Magazines
- Multiple Complaints Of Workplace Behavior
- Huffing The Cheap Oven Cleaner
- Counting Of The Crows (Bad Lyrics)
- Soggy Corn Tortilla
- Singer, Songwriter, SEX WORKER
- Folding On The First Coin Toss
- Low Cost Prescription Drugs
- Hold On To This Pigeon
- Hair Tye Dye
- All The Candy Was Distributed
- Tight Jeans Worn Over Underwear
- Egg Whites After Labor Day
- Goddamn The Pusher Man
- Everlast's Song About High Rents
- The Dryer Took A Long Time
- Caring To The Point Of Being Bankrupt
- The Awful Number About A Jumper
- That Ozone Layer
- Price And Eye Gouging: Hilarity
- Paid In Plane Crashes
- Fourten Fifty
- A Decision With Hashtags and Hashbrowns
- Not Till The Hostages Come Home
- Turns The Water Blue
- Blankets For Kids In Syria
- Requesting A Foam Rubber Pillow
- Lakeside Camping Equipment
- The Cleaners Had A Sale
- Free Form Jazz Hands
- Bad News On His Birthday
- Systematic Racism
- Throes Of Opoid Addiction
- A Concern Over Imported Beer
- That Shitty Song From (Kraft) Singles
- They Stopped Serving Breakfast
- The One Really Bad Orange
- Shocking Moments In Rock And Roll
- The Rust Stain Moved With The Wind
- The Results Were Unprecented
- Everyone On The Television Was Gay
- Moth Eaten Trousers
- The Pledge At The Strip Joint
- Worshipping Damaged Freight
- Desk Jobs Look Good On The Morning News
- The Passenger Kept Nudes In His Shoes
- Preparing For The Fall Out
- Preparing For The Fall Out
- Flirtin' With Disaster
- The Water In The Shower Was Luke Warm
- They Actually Left The Light On For Him
- The Plunger Failed To Provide
- The Power Of Soft Seltzer
- Cough Wheeze Then Puke
- Blitzed On Bad Import Beer (Corona Cancer)
- Distressed Jeans (What Would Dan Rather?)
- Putting Powder On Tennis Balls (In A Pringles Can)
- Folding The Guest Towels
- Big Time Terminal (Rehashing The Hits)
- That Commercial With The Nose Strips Gal
- Hard Cider (Seltzer Is Good Food)
- It Says So In The Song (Aerosmith's VH1 Thing)
- There Was No Pancake Batter
- That Barrel Went Over The Falls
- Family Matters (Heavy Metal Videos)
- Somewhere Along The Way
- Hurting On The Outside (Foul Ball Blues)
- Beatnik Boogie (Slummin' Downtown)
- The Afterword Was Better Than The Movie
- Turbo Tax
- America's Funniest Home Videos
- Slow Times At Ridgemont High
- Picking Ripe Appels Out Of An Old Barrel
- Groggy From The Warm Milk Duds
- Left On Read
- Tu Madre
- The Sweatshirt Didn't Nothing But
- Four Times The Fiber
- The Cup Was Empty
- Low Prices (Waiting To Inhale)
- Odds And Asses (Oatmeal On A Stick)
- Straight From Nazi Laboratories
- The ATM Went Bust
- Plain Dirty ClothesCop
- Tall Kitchen Bags
- The Bourne Degenerency
- Forgotten Donut On A Bus Bench
- Yard Sale
- Yard Sale
- Strutter '78 (Dooka Dooka Dooka)
- No Forwarding Address
- He Kept Asking me
- Hip High School Pot Smoking Teacher
- That Lane Was Made For Changing
- That Chick Had Bad Hair
- Those Aren't Pillows
- Story Of British Supergroup Whitesnake
- Number One (Afternoon Drive Time Radio)
- Milk Night Gas (Poor Choices)
- Unique Stain Resisting Carpet Action
- Cold Pizza
- Cast Iron
- A World On Fire
- Make Believe Traffic Winnings
- Big Bowling Balls (dick jokes)
- Putin On Th Ritz (Former USSR Hit Maker)
- And The Thunder Wept
- The Light Bill Grew Out Of Hand
- The Wind Cries Foul
- There Were No Holes In The Donuts (Broken Clocks)
- Fell Out Of Window
- That One Recurring Dream
- The Leaf Blower Commentary Track
- Like A MuthaF'n Fruit Roll Up
- The Worth Of A Soul
- Scalping Tickets To The Circus
- Refurbished Furniture
- A Big Pile Of Fruit By The Foot
- More Than One In The Oven
- Pain At The Pump
- The Oven Was Open (Cold Dinner)
- Repeat, Rinse Then Whole Grains
- The Night He Came Home (Bon Jovi Comeback)
- Socks And Sandals
- Cramping Up On The Freeway
- Made Withou Aluminum Or Perfumes
- He Drank Heavily
- The Left Lane Is For Right Turns Only
- Undercooked Hot Dog Water (Etc)
- Black Bears Are Losing Their Habitat
- Hooters On Fire (Two For Tuesday)
- And A Large Diet Piss
- Left Turn Signal Stuck In The On Position
- Paperplane Cuts Between The Knuckles
- Canned Goods With Laughter
- Pickles In They Jar-O
- The Guy At The Meat Market Couldn't Handle The Word
- Smelling Eggs Each Afternoon
- Fiercely Monotheistic
- Painting The Windows Shut (Airtight Alibi)
- And The Wind Cried Steve
- All Along The Bayfront
- Titty Bars And Gang Bangs
- That Scene From The Great Outdoors
- Leader Of The Pack Rats
- The Regency Of The Toe-Tappers
- Baptizing Others (With Old Wheat Cream)
- Fantastic Cutlery (This Way To That Action)
- Ordering Pizza Through A Cardboard Tube
- Regular Crackers In A Plain Brown Wrapper
- That Time When That Happened
- Yet Another Wine And Cheese Store
- Intermittant Fasting
- Even The Milk Turns Chocolate
- Sports Journalism (Eating Oats All Day)
- Unaffordable Early Bird Accidents
- Brand New Convertible (Four On The Floor)
- Luke Warm Shower Routine
- Juice, Toast And Milk
- Investing In Abandoned Oil Wells (Reprise)
- The Guy's Name On The Plane Was Larson
- They Pissed On Everything
- Major Manufacturing (Three Hit Wonder)
- Big Time Boogie (Got That Work)
- Body Positive Pole Vaulter
- Hard Shower In The P.M.
- Personal Pan Labrynth
- He Forgot To Carry The One
- Fantastic Pieces Of Flat Pants
- Them Balconies Will Get Ya
- Forgetting The Oven Is On
- Microwave
- Even The Milk Turns Chocolate
- For A Thousand Years
- Impossible Yet Undewhelmed
- Militant Atheism
- Wandering Windows (Open Doors)
- Overdubbed VHS Cassettes
- Worked His Way Up From Sacking Groceries
- Uber Murder Bath Water (The Tide Came Out)
- Fork In The Water
- Novelty Checks With Large Lettering
- Stamp Collecting
- That One Charlie Daniels Seinfeld "Crossover"
- Sweat Stains On The Sheets
- Noticing The Awnings
- John Updike's Problems With Women
- His Shirt Read: Corvette
- Free Meet 'N' Beat
- His Career Was In The Toilet
- He Grew A Beard
- Low Speed Paintball (As Advertised)
- Off The Sauce On The Cross
- Aint' Superstitious
- Forced To Choose
- That Chick Looked Like A Tube Of Toothpaste
- The Fajitas Are Sizzling
- She Taught High School
- The Olson Twins At Auto Zone
- Burnt Offering On The Condor
- Day Time Talk Shows
- The First Time (Ancien' Regime)
- Populating The Planet (Dead Ball On The Field)
- Parking Lot Misunderstanding
- Cultural Appropiation (Gondolas And Shit)
- Vietnam Is Still Going On
- Steady Influx Of Metal Bands On The Scene
- Crying In The Chapel (Dull Spoon)
- Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs
- Manufactured Fan Base (Dated References)
- 8675309
- They Had Name For It
- Kenny Chesney's Tax Return
- Lasik Surgery
- Rolling Hills
- The End Times
- Poor Boy Long Way From Home
- Prop Circles
- Traffic Was The Name Of A Band
- Doing The D.J. Show
- Disappointed Ceiling Fans
- Fortunes Favor The Fortunate
- Sandwich Bags On The Bus
- Lathered Up Incredible
- He Hurt His Foot
- The World Went Wrong
- The Guy Wore The Wrong Clothes aka A Sermon
- Forgetting To Pay The Wrong Bill
- A Bowl Without Borders
- Even The Nights Are Better
- The Perils Of The Forgotten Food
- Air Force Swearing In Ceremony
- Hiding Without Mirrors
- Highland Parkways On Fire
- That Rug Smells Like Old Soup
- Increased Reliance On Equity
- Too Proud 2 Beg (Reprise)
- Found Furniture (On Ramp Blues)
- I Heard A Who Done It
- Royally Flushed (Toilet Humor)
- Dandruff By The Lake
- That Ancient Ember Of Awesome
- Rage Against The Machine Guy Hurt His Foot
- Out Each Window
- They Shot The Sheriff
- Gaslighting And Greenlighting (Buying The Vote)
- Debt Relief
- Shoeless And Serious
- Wah Pedals And Laid Back Inaction
- Reagan's First Wife Left Him Cause He Was Boring
- One Dollar For That
- The Mortgage
- Bleeding Control Station
- A Browser With Exceptional Speed
- The Roll On The Wrong Way
- A Little Sewing Kit
- A Man A Plan A Canal
- Garth Brooks Complained About Used CD Sales
- Attempting To Get Fast And Loose
- A Good American
- That Scene From U.S. Marshalls
- Fiscal Responsibility
- Passed Up For Promotion: Bootlegging T-Shirts
- The Studio Outtakes Outsold The Singles
- He Owned An Envelope
- Ain't Living Long Like This
- All Of The Tags Were Expired
- Up With The Regards
- The Slip Was Showing
- Flowbee Aerosal Cans In Transit
- The To-Go Box In The Fridge
- In The Program (TOUCHDOWN)
- All Lathered Up (Windchimes IN Motion)
- Weak Covid Joke
- That Time In Juarez
- Not One Jumping Jack
- Rolling Down The Banks Of Downtown Burbank
- That Doubt In Your Back Pocket
- Loose In The Caboose (Before It Gets Soft)
- Forgetting To Duck (Soup's Cold...again)
- Looking For A Fart Of Gold
- The Cock Blocking Fat Friend Who Wants To Leave
- Uneven Cooling
- Wrestling With The Lard Tomato
- Hot Girls In Love
- The Sketch Artist (Uneven Lanes)
- The Jam Band In Mono Hi-Fi
- The Way Looked Easy In The Phamplet
- B.U.M. Equipment
- Discreet Packaging
- Diving Into What The Candidates Gave
- Catharic Trauma
- Veiled Cargo (Not Another Dime)
- Sullen And Without A Useful Wallet
- A Fundamental Amount Of Flack
- Planning And Purpose
- Eating The President's Oranges
- Bought And Paid For Reviews
- Leaving Everyday At Lunch
- Back Catalouge Of Stag Movies
- Wandering Towards Tomorrow
- That Reality
- Worse Off Than That Whore
- That Burrito
- One Too Many New Radicals
- Chopping Word In Underwear Ads
- Rolling Lost Highway Stone
- Faux Leather Apron
- Dressing Up As Mythic Figures
- Calling Into Radio Stations To Win Tickets
- Pantsed In The Pool
- Warning Labels Advertising The Fun
- Competitive
- Reciting The Alphabet Backwards
- Overweight Gut With The Low Self Esteem Girl
- The Time At The Beach
- Cornholing Elvis Costello
- Tortoise Shell Egg Whites
- The Artists In X Made A Mistake
- Old Shoe
- The Contractor With The Dented Truck
- The Manager "Musician" With The Analogy
- Straight Razor Saturday Night Shave
- Fresh Scent
- Crumpled Up Clothing On The Ceiling
- Excited Jazz Fusion Fans (Lamenting Circles)
- Fantasizing Out To The Top
- It Came From Columbia (Left Knotted)
- Arms Up, Arms Out, Windmills In Odem, Texas
- Western Cut Off Shirts With Slogans On Them
- Inserted Batteries Included (Soft Food Allergies)
- Out Of Season (Booberry For Breakfast)
- Advised To Make The Move To San Francisco
- Long Underwear Outdoors
- Don't Worry About It
- Trying To Get Famous
- They Followed The Trends
- Folded Guest Towels (Dubbed In Italian)
- A Found Full Wallet
- He Had Become Rod Stewart
- Most Normal Guy In Hollywood
- Sticking A Fork In It
- Dual Wheelie Drive
- Random Unmarked Dick Pills
- Paying For The Alibi Alimony
- Serious Unlucky Odds At The Table
- Long Dress Wet With Rain
- The Toast Is Texas
- Making A Difference In Spades
- Time Loss Accident Figures
- Slow Learners In The Fast Lane
- Mustard Stains On A Yellow Tie
- Wireless Razorblades (Tan Car Crash)
- The Bees Won't Sting
- A Cold Plate Of Plastic Fruit
- One Room Schoolhouse
- It's Mean To Make Them
- The Demand For Decency Fell Upwards
- A Nice Feel Good Year
- Fire Up The Pit (Miller Time)
- She Sold Real Estate And Regret
- Things Known
- A Rebuilding Process (Painting With Paper Clips)
- Butt People
- Finding Meaning At The Bottom Of A Well
- Recognized The Foul Stench
- Bicycles And Runway Models
- The Why Of The Why
- Headed To Hooters After A Morning Prayer
- Stonewashed Acid Jeans (With Holes)
- The Mother Who Wanted Another
- That Debate
- Bravey With Allyship Over Bangledesh
- Older Gay Men (Scotch And Tequila)
- Such Unimaginable Unbadness
- Flamable Checkered Vest Buttons
- Figures The Tags Weren't Paid For
- Hanging Up The Phone (Big Dust)
- Using Her Face As A Restroom Excuse
- Voiding The Manufacturer's Warranty
- Fixin' To Order More From The Catalouge
- Kawasaki For Sale (Low Milage)
- Big Crime Pies In The City Limits
- Disemboweling The Surviving Cast Of Cheers
- Ancestral Rage (Permanent PMS)
- Squinting To See What Happens
- Parchment Aged Like New Cheese
- Frustration Heartburn Bitch Slappin'
- Lounge Table Saw
- The Place Where It Is
- Unsold Unwashed Flatware News
- Butts And Bedknobs
- Activist Knows Best
- Advantageous (Cracked Out)
- Plunging Into The Inferno
- And It Is For This Reason
- Tik Toker With A Fart Of Gold (Whine Rack)
- Polerizaton Politics (Smith Without Wessen)
- Before The Markets Open This Morning
- More Choices For Just A Little Cash
- Dropping Everything In The Toilet
- Hatchback No Seatbelts (Vinyl Seats Torn)
- Explosions Are Fun (Toffee Bars)
- The Dry Cleaning
- The Saga Of The Pink Sock Sickness
- Distracted Drivers
- Lita Ford's Peanut Allergy
- Raising Pet Bulls On A Budget
- Poker Chips And Salsa
- The Lamb Was Led To The Slaughter
- Selling Scented Candles Stay At Home Mom
- The Good Game Of Golf Got Gory
- Strong Odors In Bulge Pants
- Holes In Shoes And The Theory There
- Personal Ads In The Back Of Lowrider Magazines
- Staff Picks
- Loud Banging Noises Outside The Hop
- Jesus Was Asking For It (Expired Cheesecloth)
- Torn Scented Soaps (Cold Mustard Pact)
- Building A New Neighbourhood
- Running Frightened From The Cover Of Tiger Beat
- Crushing Aching Doubt And New Money
- Tornadoes Tundra Agenda
- The Cup Was Empty
- That Scene from Mr. Vincent
- You Pay $4.99
- Relish Hot Dog Topping Not Moment
- Dildo Tryouts With A Money Back Option
- A Culture Of Crime
- The Lucky Barber
- Leaping On Tables To Catch A Glimpse
- Backwards Bandanas
- Ailey Sheady's Asshole (Layin' Brick)
- Because Fecal Matter
- Buffalo Springfield Wings (Almonds)
- Judge, Jury And Plenty Of Fish Dot Org
- Open Air Festival Fees
- Long Laundry LIst (Filled Out Socks)
- Confounded CAT Vomiting
- The Lives Of Sailors
- The Mail Arrived On Schedule
- Distracted Driver (Boneriffic P.I.)
- Thinking Egg Rhymes With Dig
- Such A Tremendous Talent
- Abuse Of The Elderly (Contact Jodie Foster Flick)
- Langston Air Force Base (Gotcha)
- Just Another Band Out Of Boston (Hung Himself)
- Chainsaws, Factories Becoming Industrialized
- Asking For An Application
- Bowling Plans Thrawted
- The Caller ID said "Deshaun"
- Wanting To Do Karate
- Way Beyond Driven (Exchange Rates)
- Moving On From Race (Fiats Fixed)
- Third Base Coach Got The Ladies All On Fire
- How They Died
- Welcoming The Anger Machine
- Diamond Crucifixes And A Cold Baked Alaska
- Fancy Pants Dance
- Scent Of A Trans Woman
- Sensodyne Toothplaster
- The Daughter Wanted Custody
- The Old Queen Met His Barber Halfway
- Flustered, Last In Line, Late For Chow
- Field Recordings And Cold Tea
- Step On The Goddamn Gas (What Are You Doing)
- Holding Hands And Skipping Stones
- In Sonsequence Of Vintage Countertops
- Hottest Juciest Burgers
- Translated Into Spanish
- Licking The Stamp
- Could Really Shred
- Caged By Theory
- Vice Industries Thriving
- Going Back To The Bandanas
- Big Game Bargain Hunting (Sasquatch Blooze)
- No Public Restroom At The Post Office
- Still Bearing His Name
- Blowing Bon Jovi
- Tickets Still Available
- Haul That Food tRuck
- 43.7 Yards (How Many Kids Did She Rent)
- Unlike Jesus, The McRib Came Back
- The Good Gasoline At Easy Prices
- Tortured By Voodoo
- Complicated Stereo Instructions
- The Old Man Tipped Two Dollars
- The Turd In The Toilet Turned Out To Be A Sock
- He Had This, Toga Parting Sea
- Didn't Have The Back
- Plants, Trains And Nefarious Gentlemen
- The Tranny Train With No Brakes
- Developing Good Habits (And Maintaing Them)
- Clean Sheets
- Not A Political Band (Clarient Blowing)
- Companies Contracted To Produce Weapons
- Covered In Hope
- Mixed Ethnicity
- Papering Over Your Mistakes (Easy Lovin')
- Unfortunate Son (Hiccupping Raw Whiskey)
- The Lettuce Was Browning
- Plurals, Pronouns, Pizza Parties
- Differences In Distribution
- Walking Basslines Fingerless Gloves
- In The Event Of A Water Landing
- Assimilation And The Down Game Sax
- Avocadoes: The Good Fat (Tight Tanktop)
- Assesment And Retaliation
- All The Questions Sounded Insane
- WA(te)R All The Timer
- Needles And Pins And Exchanges
- The Clarity Of The Clarinet (Hydration Is Key)
- Woodgrain Alcohol (Windy Meadow)
- White Girl With Dreadlocks
- Forgetable Levers In Real Time
- Cross Contamination
- The Well Worn Work Shirt (Pit Stop Stains)
- Talking Loudly Behind A Wall
- Hype Balloons
- Watching Back to the Future 2
- The Bad Rodeo Movie
- Working With People
- Manifestos Manifested Thru Clarinet Blowing
- THree Kids (Two Months Salary)
- Investing In Anteating Armadillos
- Biblical Buffet Portions (Untied Shoes)
- We Are Eating The President's Oranges
- Payroll Deduction
- Facing The Sheet Music (Giving In And Up)
- The Wind Cries Toto (Africa)
- Binge Watching Buttholes
- The Kids Are All Tight
- Half Court Game
- Plastic Orange Pants (Shooting Horses)
- The Guy Heard Things And Believed Them
- Partial Birth Abortions Bummed Him Out
- That's A Good Catholic
- Carton Of Milk, Loaf Of Bread And A Stick Of Butter
- Pitchers Of Pale Ale
- Cleaning Up Blood Borne Pathogens
- Four Forms Of Identification
- Turning Saucepans Into Sauce
- Worrisome Weather Double Rainbows Ache
- Hunting Down Counter-Revolutionaries
- T Shirt Cannons At The Starship Show
- The Fifth One Didn't Make It To Market
- The Band In High Heat
- Soft Flames With Oat Crisp Reservations
- Single String Solo
- Fortune Smiles
- Resisting More Onions On Pasta
- Talking About The Doom
- Puncturing The Refrigeration Tubes Can Lead To An Explosion
- Granite Tabletops (Free Estimates)
- Kids Shooting Shots Of Straight Grain
- Failing To Yield To On Coming Static
- Patches And Pastoral Locksmiths (Winter Age)
- Corey Taylor's Colon
- Letters From The Eastern Bloc
- High Handlebars Equal Bad For The Back
- Out In The Meadow
- School Photos For Less Than One Farthing
- The Powerful Scent Of Blood
- Eating Tampoons And Making Do
- Told Loudly In A Familiar Language
- Fifteen Acres
- Tap For Options
- Taxes (Cut Bob And Weave)
- Twangy Zip (Miracle Parachutes)
- Forgeting The Big Pain
- The Girl From Ipanema Has Ephysema
- Those People Looked Like Pundits
- The Legend Of Bagger's Vans
- Three Metal Dorks (Chick In Shorts)
- Tammy Wynette's Tits (Good Paper Plates)
- Several Actions Of Thinking
- That Was The Case
- Licorice Sticks With Lime Sprinkles
- Hassle Fraud Free Dovetailin'
- To The Exclusion Of All Other Weapons
- Cops Running Crazy (Scream 8)
- Sneaky Shadows
- Arrested In That Jacket
- Bending In A Light Wind
- On A Drip Drip Basis (Jazz Fest Comeback)
- Finding More Wheat
- Disposable Active Income (Reviews)
- Discovered Completely By Accident
- Grease Paint And Rainy Morning Headaches
- This Isn't Working
- Steady Dick Diet
- The Towel Caught Fire In The Microwave
- Batteries With Purpose
- Textbook Theory
- Not Hot Not Not
- Bastion Of American Talent
- Wrecking The Prisoner Transport
- Thrown Under The Bus For A Fat Girl
- Intellectuals Have Time To Contemplate
- Available On Cassette
- Seventeen Times A Sailor
- Forty Eight Hours Of Fear
- Primeval Man Tends A Fire
- He Took His Pants Off (Ladder 49)
- Inventing A Past
- She Had Surgery
- Foreign Checks Stuck In Throats
- Large Waves Of Gratitude
- Going In And Out Of The House
- Deception In Size (Redux)
- Thanksgiving Office Party (Its Getting Early)
- Another Murder Ballad Band
- Midday Television Commerica Anxiety
- The Elite Republican Guard (We Shit Bullets)
- Having A Pet Is Responsibility
- The Older Man And The Sea
- Good Days Better Days Fasttrackin'
- Tattooed Mommy 13
- Big Things Crawling All Over Me
- Paperclip Cut Under The Thumb
- Boiling In Oil (Lack That Hip Beat)
- I Wish I Hadn't Looked In That Car
- Six Types Of Burn Victims
- Eight Doves Deep (Working Towards A 9)
- Feigning Interest In Her Interests
- The Verve Versus The Verve Pipe
- Small Fries Not Found In Bag
- Those Fascinating Car Bombs That Go Boom
- Hard Sarcasm And Bulletproof Vests
- Sneaking Snacks Into The Theatre Seats
- Throwing Away Opportunity At The Arcade
- Stay Working, Keep Busy
- Burger With The Limp Pickle
- A Kind Of Caliber Of Man Who Invests In Fromage
- Critical Hoola Hoop Theories (Bad Batches)
- Traffic Was The Name Of A Band In The 70s
- Chuck Berry Sat With His Legs Crossed
- Lazarus' Double
- There Is An Ending
- Forever Then Another Hot Wheel Car
- Tart English Breakfast
- They Made It Easy
- Finding A Penny And Picking It Up
- That Scene In Wall Street
- Bowling Alleys And Burger Kings
- Tax Free Lifetime
- Frosty The Afro-Futurist
- Hired From The Cast Of Beatlemania
- Losing Lottery Tickets Being Burned In Effigy
- Cult Film Fanatic (Loose Fit Dockers)
- Publicly Extremity Assessment Team
- Price Is Right Pontiac
- Preference Promotions And There Was Dave
- Rental Fee Refund Processing
- Reruns And First Editions
- The Light Went Out In The Fridge
- A Gay Man's Unwanted Advances And Strides
- The Sadness Felt Like Sand In The Shoes
- Exciting And Accessible (Look Homeward)
- Jason Newstead Buys Pants
- Brita Water Filter (Classic Cuts)
- Pat Benetar Taking All The Best Shots
- Headed Out In An Ultima
- Small Couch
- She Wanted A Real Burrito
- Long Day Out At The Beach
- Walking Up To The Big Building
- Dwelling In Fear Constantly
- A Thousand Soiled Sheets
- Waiting For The Take Out Guy
- Confused Finding The Door
- Dry Shaving In The Shower
- Cities In Rubble, Disease Widespread
- Draft Beer In Droves
- The Kid Brought Home Chik-Fil-A
- The Fillings In Their Teeth
- Ketchup Soaked Banana Bread
- Knowing What The Public Wants (That Smile Movie)
- Guns'N'Maury
- Fresh Citrus (They All Gave It Their Best)
- Even Eggs (Worst Words To Use)
- A Wild Wind
- He Wore Glasses
- The Hinges Are Rusted Here
- Reading Unbelievable Things
- Refinancing A Car Loan (Good Credit/Bad Credit)
- Wifeswapping Alcoholics (Tooth Fairy)
- The Troubles On Television (Disturbing Dance Music)
- Amber Heard Alert
- The Leaves Remained Unraked In The Yard
- Flacid (The Water Is Cold)
- Ten Quid A Week (Disturbing Dance Music)
- Hiding In The Handicapped Stall
- Thirty Seconds Of Toweling Off
- Elite Lager (Learning and Devouring)
- Fighting For The Last Slice (Onions It Is)
- Best Of The Best Franks And Beanies
- Comparing One To Ted Danson
- Scratched Vinyl Ponies In Hiding
- Dojo Medical Insurance
- The Graduating Class
- Relaxative Emotions (Wrong Phone)
- This Land Smells LIke It Wasn't Taken Good Of
- Bad Touch Good Naked
- Bowties And Boomerangs (Foster)
- Following Pedestrians Into The Mall
- Little Debbie Does Dallas
- Central Frederalist's Iron Ore Grip
- Making Life Safe Fro The Business Criminals
- Publicly Funded
- Deep Holes, Shallow Thoughts
- Crisis Of Broken Fingers
- You Can Skip Ad In 4...
- He Wore Two Watches
- Hotties And Notties
- Running Smack In Vietnam
- Electronic Service Requested
- Stripper Girlfriend
- That Scene From City Slickers
- Said This To A Girl Once
- Keep It Moving With The Buildabox
- Fat Checker
- High Forehead Hat Co.
- Reheated Italian Food
- More Talent In My Left Hand
- The Alcoholic Has To Apologize
- He Bought His Body Back
- Independent Artist (Spandau Spandex)
- Bring The Gun And Remember Gloves
- The Israeli Prime Minister
- Train Hoppin' And Cash Cloppin'
- Speaking Truth To Power (Flamingos)
- Throwing Knives At A Tree (Old Buttons)
- Leather Pants (Alice In Chains Suck)
- The Eighth Amigo
- Basketball Coach Upset Off The Court
- He Used To Work For Chick-Fil-A
- River Water Boating Accidents
- Bacon Tomato Lettuce Hot Dog Buns
- Fingerless Gloves (25 Years)
- Spring Break Pizza Party
- Novelty Numbers And The Big Easy
- All In The Name Of Liberty
- A FEar Of Success
- Posturing As A Populist
- Abstinence Only Education
- His Story Must Be Told
- Passed Up For Promotion
- Overpaying On Tariffs
- Right In The Nuts
- Balding Anger (With Coupon)
- Two Chicks At The Same Time
- Peter Pipes His Pecker (Lonesome Dove Soap)
- Acres Of Pot, Man
- That Strip Joint Day Shift
- Tides Of March Pods
- Relentless Shopping Lists (Wax Paper)
- Leeches Are Sucking Lies From The Truth
- Hard Times Working Part Time
- Nebraska In A No-Go Zone
- The Package Was Torn
- Making Moves Now
- Booze Cruise With Just Dudes
- Fat Girl Beef
- He Held His Pee Til It Hurt To Fart
- She Couldn't Talk To A Doctor About It
- Light On The Anger
- Falconing With Rome
- The Steve Miller Bland (Airplanes)
- Brown Bag With A Wet Bottom
- Closing An Open Door
- Cranky Carney On Crank
- Pressing And Rotating Buttons
- Jumping Up And Down
- Air Butt N B
- Passing Stopped Traffic
- Filling Out The Form In Triplicate
- Sounds Like Disappointment
- The Evolution Of Flight
- Suicide By Diet
- Last Car In The Funeral Procession Pays For Parking
- Lawn Darting For Profit
- The Laundry Mat Held Hell To Fires
- Pants All Stuck Up In Her Butt
- Baby Mama Butt Pants
- Enjoying Being Pissed On (Reindear)
- Parading The Exceptional Employee
- A Mile Of Wire
- The Guy With The Goatee
- Heating Up The Salsa
- She Got Dick Everynight (Lean Cuisine)
- Retired Tubing Enthusiasts
- Two Seniors In High School
- The Big Beach Blast Kegger Flake Fest
- Trannies AT The Bodega
- A Guy On TV Talked About A Rain Event
- Unwashed Black Dirty Boots
- Policeman's Grave
- Discount Chili Dogs
- Thick Black Magic Markers
- The Curse Of T-Mobile
- A Northern Blew Through
- Pack And A Half
- Speed Limit 15 MPH
- Telling Someone Something Unsettling
- Mom Butting Like A Paper Towel
- No Interest Same As Ass
- Mr. Ed's Tailor Leaves Town
- Lounging On Towels For Fame And Profit
- A Torn Tornado (Only In Theatres)
- Toddlers In The Toaster
- All Contained In The Can
- Heavy D In Winter
- Divorce In An Elevator
- Jerry Seinfeld And His Lower Lip
- Pies And Pied Pipers
- Penitentiary Pen Pal (overweight woman)
- Misusing An Apostrophe
- On The Take (Salads)
- Bringing Up Piping
- Fig Newtons Of Imagination
- The Devil Went Down To Wendy's
- The Locations of Downed Jetliners
- Based On Electability
- Unbottled Wine (Smell the Cork)
- Calling Out Her Name
- Too Many Cartoons
- Ways To Go
- Caught In a Cult
- A Very Discrete Decision (Beach Owls)
- Not Gaining Any Ground
- An Unprotected Left
- Mr. Bombastic Failed To Be Fantastic
- Overflowing Oceans
- Longing For Relief of Night Vision
- Contributing Nothing To Society
- Public Health Needs
- Violent Credit Check Form
- Embargo A Go Go
- He Wished He Wanted Her
- Hurling Water Balloons
- Qualifying For The Foot Race
- Economics Macro Action
- Frayed Wiring
- sunglasses sand in both eyes
- Floating Towards Infinity
- Grasping a Straw Until It Bent
- Under the Blood Red Counter Dope
- The Van Had Weak Breaks
- Petite Violet Withdrawals
- Done Wrong Done Right
- The Lazy Susan and Moderna
- Big Doings in the Persian Gulf
- Lingering Doubt (Clothing Asterisks)
- Refining Techniques
- Face Moving Talking Taxes
- Bless This Mess (Torn Leather)
- Disturbing Trends In Sticker Collecting
- More Piano Parts
- Minivan Slow
- Hugh Hefner Was a Dork
- Cheap Seats Fixed Baseball Games
- Throughfare Moldy Oldies
- Claws Retracted
- The Sight of Tom Hanks
- Last Refuge (Bubbles)
- Unlit Cigar (Small Willie Style)
- Satan's Wet Wipes
- Computers Doing Real Good
- Supply Side Economics Closet
- Blowing Shit Up, Getting Things Done
- Low Heat Blast Furnace Repair
- Buying a Bag at the Airport
- Doing Wrong By Lying
- Nostril Oversight Committee
- From Commerce To Labor
- Beige Ops (Look Out)
- Shipping Container
- Bending Acorns With Ones Mind
- Using the Guest Towels
- Ringing Doorbell, You Home
- Giveaways and Takeaways
- Compact Cars
- Two Room Schoolhouse
- Touching the Soft Spot
- Grifting Drifting
- Insincere Tire Damage
- Doing That Guitar Slide Thing
- Walking In Sunshine
- Record Sales Were Slumping
- The Line at Luby's
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