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- WELCOME TO HALO HEAD
- kinda beautiful
- motto
- eyesore
- it all happens here
- endless freedom
- see if i care
- fun
- idle hands
- butterfly effect
- better
- you're cool
- mars
- boring
- place for you
- expensive
- logistics
- five minutes
- lemonade
- lemon branch
- sweet sound
- raw sugar
- busy
- yelling
- irrelevant points
- figure out what to do
- achilles
- are these for everyone?
- you're supposed to say something
- cramping my style
- we want to file a complaint
- hey! crabs
- good morning achilles
- high-concept
- what am i doing here
- so empty
- weird gap
- there's so much
- do i really want that?
- still up there
- i've decided to—
- most fulfilling
- achilles what the hell
- it's getting weird out here
- in a different way now
- got him good
- complaint
- your wish
- heh
- care to explain this?
- we're all adults here
- i don't do virtue
- your little pets
- nice to meet you
- (...)
- you really like it?
- you're doing that again.
- guess what??
- first impressions
- we don't have all day
- it wasn't a joke
- a nice enough place to live
- what happened to our deal?!
- not knowing your name
- one of the neighbors
- i suppose that's admirable
- other talents
- being here
- nice
- conversation
- what now
- uh, passion
- why
- like a bear
- y'know what they say
- spice
- that is so rude
- well how about this
- a genuinely nice thing to do
- dumb questions
- mi casa
- cool in the 70's
- the yellow wallpaper
- what's the story?
- probably not weird
- she's not here
- thinking too much
- breakfast?
- you little hellion
- ready to start
- someone's problems
- every damn day
- you okay there tiger?
- try not to die
- you were right
- —
- where... ?
- your—
- you look upset
- you can't make anyone do anything
- full moon
- idiot
- 103
- 104
- 105
- today is today
- i've been thinking
- no promises
- 109
- it does
- heavy
- i knew you would
- dropped your peach
- your newest neighbor
- fruit bat
- know me
- with me in mind
- fruit and flower
- what are you doing
- hot water
- how hot
- life is full of surprises
- be my guest!
- what keeps achilles out
- that's how it works
- did you hear what i said
- taking this lead
- tenacious little bastard
- -hrk-
- fun
- what can i get for ummm
- wait
- not exactly foaming at the mouth
- absolute concept
- loser convention
- square up, pup
- a net or something
- c'mon, you said
- pay me bitch
- i hate to break it to you
- i know what i'm good at
- workplace safety violation
- an unusual system
- you're good at this
- for free
- compelled
- you forgot
- something this good
- hey freaks n geeks
- need a fig newton?
- who's joking?
- hey freaks n g—
- you really do love pain
- take your cat
- you do get me
- juices
- i can't wait
- you don't belong
- hello?
- is it weird
- i wanna file a complaint
- more ice than that
- why NOT
- outsider's perspective
- make me
- you can't tell me what to do
- no thanks to you
- an entire tree
- i heard you were good
- she said you were GOOD
- i don't talk about him
- why are you all like sweaty
- staying outta my way
- seen achilles lately?
- where is he?
- completely normal
- i don't wanna talk to you
- this feels familiar
- he's really smart, you know
- what else changed
- who did this?!
- get you cleaned up
- i'm happy you're happy
- what're you supposed to do again
- what's a steak
- don't get broken
- i could
- she did it
- ridiculously high number
- there's no way
- the weird abyss
- mostly empty
- brain damage
- i can show you
- convince me
- it does exist
- where you're taking me
- past the lighthouse
- out here alone
- who the hell are you?
- been through that
- know better
- but we are out here
- a normal night
- get a look at you
- your name
- hero's journey shit
- kinda thirsty
- not for me
- a manner of speaking
- death-defying desire
- the old way
- something cool
- 214
- nothing happens here
- been awhile
- curiosity killed a cat
- the only way to go
- real money
- play her way
- two favors
- see it?
- am i right
- oh my god.
- way more
- not even here
- you're here
- that's all true
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great advice for a guy who takes everything literally
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