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- wHOA dude watch ur steps
- hyuck me up hyuck me up inside cant hyuck up save me
- yeah right ur just a dumb bih
- oh worm?
- Less than 60 characters
- if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the oth
- everything is jpegy because im too lazy to resize dudes
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- its time for the weeklies train
- its not wheed you stoner
- Bomeranian the bomb Bom pomeranian
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- he loves the cronch
- outta my way outta my way i gotta poop
- this is Bizza Bhut can i take ur order mayhaps
- remember to drink woter
- when i was a young boi my father took me into the city to se
- goodbygbyebye bom
- Press Start to Begin New Adventure
- someone gave me $6 so u guys could have this chapter early
- doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot
- what the fk did you say about me you little b-
- the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
- lets gather round the camfire and sing the campfire song
- how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could c
- 1-800-are-you-slapping
- if u drink water in australia it goes in the other way
- i got lazy with scribbly icons so now you get cropped icons
- f is for fire that burn down the whole town u is for uranium
- head on apply directly to forehead
- down by the bay where the watermelon grows
- Ho ho ho Happy Halloween
- Intermission
- ring ring ring phonecall phonecall
- im tired and sleepy and its 3 in the AM
- why in the world do i have so many subscriber whats goin on
- If I had a dollar for every dollar I had I would have one d
- are ya ready kids
- That's a pretty big trunk on my lincoln town car aint it
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- Alexa remind me to play golf against my chihuahua
- ive been to mushroom mountain once or twice but whos countin
- may i get some hot cheesetoes sir
- Commercial Break
- It's Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
- when you walk away you dont hear me say please o h baby
- 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will
- Gotta go fast (sonic) Gotta Go Fast (Sonic) Gotta go faste
- all by myself an uncharted island in an endless sea
- meow meow meow? meow meow meow meow.
- If you slap a chicken at a velocity of 3725.95mph
- aint there no oui without u and i
- Green is not a creative color
- a duck knocks on ur door and asks: u got any grapes?
- i saw u drivin round town wit the girl i love and im like fu
- The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Entertainment
- Mothman pizza is the pizza for you and me
- 421 praise it (the lord)
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- head shoulder bees and toes (bees and toes)
- Hey, you got a license for that?
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- snorts funyun dust through my nostril in chernobyl
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- i cant believe its not I Cant Believe It's Not Butter butter
- goose geese moose meese cactus cacteese
- My wife took my fursona in the divorce
- parma jawn cheese with aunt jovie
- man door hand hook car door
- im being harassed by a fly and it has a gun
- if shes ur girl then why is she suing humanity with me
- my clownsona is being patented as we speak
- wat if i upload on random days just because aha jk...unless?
- if i make typos in the text its bc im illiterate
- rain (and i cant stress this enough) on me
- im suing my dog for property and emotional damage
- haha dont commit yourself sudoku your so sexy
- cloudy with a chance of catching these hands
- hapepy haloowenens
- remember to look both ways before crossing my mind
- ma'am plseas stop giving me homework my crops are dying
- i know that you know that i know that you know that i know
- the bigger you are the larger you are
- the leg bone is connected to the head bone
- my dog has unionized the local strays to shit on my lawn
- if u compare my chars to j*mes ch*rles i will delay updates
- worm off the string...what atrocities will he commit
- i take off my skin to scratch my bones before I perform
- due to schedule conflicts, i am only allowed to have 12 bone
- college is a scam and i am nothing but a fool
- remember to remember to remember to remember
- for $3 I can double the bones in your body in a non GMO way
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- boneapolis
- break a bone make a friend
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- cannibal corpse talks about his huge neck
- bees and toes (bees and toes)
- due to personal reasons i will be having a bone in my leg
- imagine how is touch the sky
- I want $20 worth of french mint
- diagnosed with having a bone in my leg
- you can have my name if you're down
- i thot fefebruryary had 30 days but apparently not
- one is the loneliest number you ever known two can b as b
- 112
- boneless skeletons for sale $3.99/piece
- i have contracted the coughs
- "I could go for a few smackerels of blood rn" -Evil Pooh
- I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
- make your bobs bigger with one simple trick
- I haven't had a full night sleep in 8 days I'm exploding
- its time to put the frozen turkey on the train tracks
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- instant noodles can be a good source of sodium
- my butt hurts so bad smh
Creator
What's that? An update? It's true. BOMIC continues. Instead of long chapter once per 3 full moons, I give you bite sized chunks as a treat (for me.) More July Updates. I opened a PO BOX. Send me strongly worded letters telling me how much you love bomic and hate that I update only once every 9000 years.
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